MΛLΛV PITЯODΛ

Name Shows That I'm Your Love

[MΛLΛV PITЯODΛ @xtheogemperor]

Men Will Be Men, But Man Can Be A Gentleman Too.

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Whenever my friend says :

I'll be there in Few Minutes.

Meanwhile the Minutes 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@bharti_6 Welcome back

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#life is all about living up to people's expectations.
Look closely, Every person in your life has some expectation from you.
If you miss, then they will tell you how unacceptable you are in 10 different ways.

#midnightthoughts

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What happening and what not!
Ignore Everything!
Stay Tipsy, Stay Happy and Stay Healthy!
Drunk moments are the best!
You can be real you!
Either You're true towards Fake world,
Or you're fake towards Real world!

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If you wanna be happy stay in imaginary world!

Imaginary World > Real Life.

#happiestplacetobe

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Today I went to college for some work, then I came to know that 7 years have passed since year 2017.

Still counted with fingers to believe it.

#timeflies

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@chickengrilll Just to save your respect India Lost the CWC

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Kisi din ye tamasha Muskura ke hum bhi dekhenge:
#IndiaVsNewZealand

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@SrBachchan 😂😂😂 please dont watch final match sir

[hardik pandya @hardikpandya7]

Into the final 🇮🇳 A team full of champions 🫶❤️

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@total_woke_ On Eid it should be red - with blood

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I discovered something today, We should stop changing path of an Ant.
I saved an ant many times by changing its path, But the ant did not change its path and kept moving in the same direction at the end lizard ate that ant.

And it's not about people 🥂
#SelfMade

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@SumitLinkedIn 😂🤌

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Normal Job Employees on Sunday Diwali;
Shit! Meri ek leave chali gai 🤦🏻‍♂️

Corporate Job Employees on Sunday Diwali;
Yes! Meri ek leave bach gayi 🤩

We're not the same bruh!
#Diwali2023 #employees

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

A #Leos silence means they're tired of everything.

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Am I the only one who start singing one particular song in free time which is..

"Na aaye ho, na aaoge, na phone pe bulaoge
Na shaam ki karaari chaye labon se yuh pilaoge"

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

Cheating on a #Leo doesn't make you a player, because in the end you'll find out you only played yourself.

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leo flirting:

I’m picky and I picked you.

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I’m a #Leo, my silence means I’m protecting my feelings.

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@Unnatibhardwaaj @Asktheharshit 😂😂😂