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here to be horny // PDX

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@HornyDio91 Damn, I want it

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😘

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@_4ach And I meant it 😈

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"You guys just can't appreciate where my brain is at"

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"Soo, what happens when I click share on a post?"

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just gonna start keeping a running record of the dad-jokes/funny thoughts/et all my boss says on a daily basis

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the past two @tacobell commercials I've watched are about not holding babies and eating instead. I kinda want some taco bell now.

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dudes thinking about eating the almost full plate of pancakes left at this restaurant, I'm right there with you

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with episode titles like #buymepizza I can't afford not to watch

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degrassi: next class is a perfect/awful combo

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nothing like going to the eye doctor in Japan when your Japanese isn't that great 🤔

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Although I didn't really grow up in a suburb, eh

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I'm just a suburban bad boi

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Denise Richards dancing with a Jesus doll in Drop Dead Gorgeous is the pinnacle of film

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I willingly CHOSE natto for lunch, I've been here too long

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Japan: constantly improving the world, one dating sim at a time