Christianne Teague

Design historian, bird enthusiast 🐣✨

[Christianne Teague @xtianneteague]

@eversongbirds No man is safe rn

[Christianne Teague @xtianneteague]

Imagine thinking tortured poets department was a government department. Imagine.

[Christianne Teague @xtianneteague]

When your friend rolls up to the imitation game with a decoder ring

[Christianne Teague @xtianneteague]

Spilled water on my @NewYorker crossword, and look who showed up 💀

[Christianne Teague @xtianneteague]

If pilot Pete had shown up in the bachelor the way he’s showed in traitors, I would’ve actually finished his season 😎

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Greta Gerwig’s #Barbie has officially dethroned ‘THE AVENGERS’ as the 11th highest-grossing movie of all time in the U.S.

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Underrated divas.

[Christianne Teague @xtianneteague]

@_ArianaRomero It’s called a three-light candelabra 🥺

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Honestly give the Oppenheimer Einstein actor an Oscar. Literally thought it was Einstein the whole time

[Rob @thegallowboob]

only bird people will get this

[Christianne Teague @xtianneteague]

@takapodigs Good luck to them ❤️

[Dr Andrew Digby @takapodigs]

Tonight there are #kakapo in the forest of the North Island of Aotearoa for the first time in over a century. We released four into Maungatautari Sanctuary Mountain today. #conservation #returnofthekakapo

[Christianne Teague @xtianneteague]

Wait, is stanning Gollum an unpopular opinion? He’s literally the best part of those movies

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@soup_dumplings0 Immediately no

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@_ArianaRomero Oh absolutely

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You know what....Jocelyn’s team is right. It’s a bop. Don’t add that breathe-y nonsense #TheIdol

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

“Avatar 2 had no cultural impact” haha okay

[Christianne Teague @xtianneteague]

My new party trick is knowing all the names of nick cannon’s children