tina

break me off a piece of that applesauce

[tina @xtina_maxwell]

The episode of The Office where Kevin sets Michael up with a "hot and juicy redhead named Wendy" and he literally calls a Wendy's restaurant

[tina @xtina_maxwell]

Podcast discussion groups on facebook are the new chat room

[tina @xtina_maxwell]

When are people going to stop eating on zoom meetings

[Angry Orchard @AngryOrchard]

Ok this was not the plan, but the love for the Boozy Box has been too strong...

10K retweets and we’ll find a way to make it happen for real 🧃🧃🧃

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

POV: you've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles and they know they're far too powerful to ever be charged for your murder.

[tina @xtina_maxwell]

Not rlly sure what’s going on but I definitely just watched a minimum of 6 episodes of shark tank lol

[tina @xtina_maxwell]

Facebook is off the fuckin rails with all these pimple popping videos wtf

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i would eat every single meal out of a bowl if i could plates are extremely overrated and that’s my opinion!!

[tommy💉 @__justtommy]

Bro I got HBO max, Disney plus, and a air fryer. You not finna talk to me crazy

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to my friend, President @JoeBiden! This is your time.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[tina @xtina_maxwell]

My outside light is out so it literally takes me longer to get inside my house than it does to get into the Capitol

[Let A Naysayer Know @somtochukwu___]

we marched because we were getting killed, y’all are rioting because you didn’t get your way...we are not the same.

[Toni @__gorgeousgeek]

Me: That looks so damn goo-

Gordon Ramsay: Pathetic

Me: Pathetic.

[Daddius ONYX @conspiracylife]

@jcole_x2 "Catfish: Antwane & Tony" is THEEE most chaotic episode of any show in reality TV history. I will argue with you.

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

To the couples who got engaged yesterday and took the attention away from Jesus’ birthday... have fun in hell

[plz hold for new username @Marys_crossing_]

My animal crossing character after eating one fruit: