Kristine English

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence | Account Director, Shopaholic, Socialization Enthusiast & Lover of Laughter

[Kristine English @XtineWithaK]

I’m watching @areej_abuali of @techseowomen present "Taking Charge of Your Indexability: How to Optimize and Prioritize Your Technical Work" at #MozCon Virtual 2021 by @Moz! What a great session!

https://t.co/0y2U3afnTz

[Kristine English @XtineWithaK]

Well hello, world! I'm back after almost 3 years! A lot has changed, including my last name, but it's good to be back! #HappyTwittering

[Kristine English @XtineWithaK]

@SquareTrade how is it possible that I can't file a claim online? The only phone I have access to is the one that is broken, so how am I to call you guys? I cannot be the first person to have this issue - this makes no sense.

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@AmazonHelp why are all of my packages taking an extra week to get to me lately? I have been buying prime items with 2 day shipping and they've been arriving a full week after they're supposed to. What's happening?

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My people are getting married! Love, Bear 🐾🐻 #SheSaidYes #TheFutureMrAndMrsEnglish #IWasAPartOfIt #2Poops https://t.co/qNkwfjyKnf

[Kristine English @XtineWithaK]

Twitter for the win!! I got nowhere with hours wasted on multiple phone calls but thankfully @SearsHomeExpert has a great social media team and put me in touch with someone who could actually help!! Here's to hoping I have a functioning oven/range soon!! #imisscooking

[Kristine English @XtineWithaK]

@Sears @SearsHomeExpert @HSAHomeWarranty please do better this time! I've been out of the use of my oven for more than a month now and the first time I use it I almost catch my house on fire! Looks like I'm out an oven again until you fix this...

[Kristine English @XtineWithaK]

@SearsHomeExpert so not only did you guys not actually call me today to tell me what my service window was, or pass on my timing message to the tech, but I just tried my oven out for the first time and it had a small electrical fire! And this time no #F10 warning either...

[Kristine English @XtineWithaK]

The tech even noted on his way out how slow the oven was to preheat, but I didn't realize that was because he hasn't actually taken the time to preheat the oven and make sure it didn't have the same runaway temp issue that the F10 warning flagged. ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

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https://t.co/sSQ4gZ5i0Q via @DailyMailCeleb You're gonna be 66 one day and, for your sake, I sincerely hope you're doing some sort of exercise (probs not tho). But you should feel good about that rare and shitty angle of her face you got post workout! 😃🙄😒 #DoBetter #YouSuck

[Kristine English @XtineWithaK]

@estesexpress Yep, will do. Thanks for your quick response! I'm already getting better customer service from you guys via Twitter than you entire Baltimore department - and I've talked to a number of people there including the manager (who was by far the least helpful).

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Even trying to report this to management was infuriating! Every person I talk to contradicts something someone else said. I don't know why this was so hard, but I will never use @estesexpress again and I recommend @austinkayak seek another shipping vendor. #thiswasawful

[Kristine English @XtineWithaK]

Wow, this was one of the most frustrating shipping experiences I've ever had. Major shout out to @estesexpress for the complete inconvenience, which was topped off by having to help your delivery person carry my new @austinkayak from the truck to my door...

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@IKEAUSA @IKEA I have an old gift card that doesn't have a pin, so I can't order anything online. Is there any way to reissue me a new one?! I want to buy things but I don't have a store near me!

[Kristine English @XtineWithaK]

So I guess @verizonfios doesn't want my business. Apparently no one is ever available to help me set up my new service, nor do they call me back when I request for that to happen

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#ThrowbackTuesday to the time I tweeted @TEDxBaltimore into submission - I mean tweeted my way to a free TED ticket 😂🤣 sad side note: I didn't even get to go that year because of work - I had to gave my ticket away ☹️

[Kristine English @XtineWithaK]

So judging by all the honeymoon and wedding emails I'm getting now, @davidsbridal sold my information. #thanksguys #notevenengaged

[Kristine English @XtineWithaK]

#TBT to that time I went to #SanDiego and posted almost no pictures… https://t.co/f47MeVRW8e

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@Uber_Support Thank you! Will do!