pudding

[lux...... again @outofloveeee]

it’s not ozempic please the kpop girls have been starving themselves since 1992

[ish99ni @ish99ni]

lil gay boys on the street called me tea

[jim −☆ @zimzalajim]

almost cried at work today and then i randomly remembered this tweet and i burst out laughing

[jurídico jogos vorazes @thngergames]

quando eu falo que estou ansioso para o novo jogos vorazes e alguém me fala que é assim que as pessoas da capital se sentem

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

when people date for like 5 years and break up i literally get really scared

[pinkpantheress source @pantheressluv]

she laughed then she serioused

[mikey 🪲 @mikelovesdykes]

i was so worried they were going to do the stupid thing where it randomly stops working and clark looks like an idiot infront of his employees, im glad they didnt

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

When I'm holding the ijbol purse but standing on top of the idgaf box and being next to the nonchalant speaker cancels it out:

[݁ @hoonranti]

unc oomf said “bombastic side eye” in 2026

[loucas @lmrqsslv]

hj foi meu primeiro dia no emprego novo e a menina perguntou do nada se eu era hétero ou homossexual, ai eu falei meio baixinho que era gay ai ela gritou AI QUE BOM PQ SÓ TEM MULHERES E GAYS NA ÁREA

[Solar Flare @solarflare001]

Was at a rave high as fuck on mushrooms and when the fog machines came on my Jewish friend clutched his Star of David necklace and said “Omg it’s the chambers” and that really fucked with my trip

[chalk @itschalkk]

when raiden dropped i worked in a restaurant and i showed this clip to my coworker who had never played genshin in his life, he immediately downloaded it on his phone and spent 200 dollars to get her right in front of me

[jimmy @jimsweatshirt]

this shouldn’t be a thing

[🦢 @starcaressed]

straight women will spend their lives talking about how gross men are, how uninteresting they are, how sex with them lasts five minutes and is unfilling and then find out you’re a lesbian and start acting like men are one of the seven wonders of the world and you’re missing out

[leila @notindogyears]

went on a date and she spent the whole date talking about how she “hates hookup culture” and “only dates to marry” we’re LESBIANS and COLLEGE SOPHOMORES

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘OBSESSION’ is now the highest-grossing original horror movie of this century.

Now at $423M worldwide.