Tengen Uzui

Commentary| Parody

[Tengen Uzui @xtrillszn]

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[Nelajus (🎊 ) @jNelajus]

I love how Dreamcon became Black Family Reunion for nerds and creatives

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jasmine Crockett: “A woman was killed. She was shot in her head and yall are pretending like nothing happened. Is it okay because you have a badge? Can yall not just have a little bit of courage and humanity? A child has lost her mom and yall want to pretend that it is okay. You tell us things like well the immigrants are bad. The Mayor of Minneapolis told yall to get the fuck out. It is this administration that is bringing crime to their streets.“

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

SOMETIMES THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU MEET SMOKE AND DRINK, AND SOMETIMES THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS.

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪💫 | MJ fan @iamveronica777]

No artist has the impact Michael Jackson has on this world

STOP THE COMPARISONS 🙂‍↕️

[ཻུ ⋆˚࿔ Moonlight 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @1958toinfinity]

I personally don’t care about charts, streams, and the sorts but it always makes me happy when michael reaches new heights because it reminds me how much the world still loves him

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Dear papa perc,

I’m sorry that your mommy haven’t cut you a birthday cake for the past 3 days cause she can’t take my success or happiness… One day you going to grow up and I hope you understand when a girl says NO it means NO and you can overcome the pedophilia blood you inherited from you your grandfather, father and uncle… Please don’t hate me when you grow up cause your mommy rather give me more attention than she gives you ..hopefully when somebody that really cares about her puts her in rehab and get her the help she needs she come out and read you a book

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Always wanna fake “dear black women”… girl STFUUU done beefed with every black woman in the industry like girl who tf beef with SZA??? And you be slick throwing shots at Beyonce the most unproblematic people ever while always bootlicking a white artist ass and posting their accomplishments while they ignore you… and let me tell you somethin…I say WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT.. you don’t stop shit here.. ain’t nobody fckin scared of you!!!

[♟️ @Cb3Eraa]

@iamcardib AND THATS HOW A REAL QUEEN SPEAKS

[Rap💫G¡rls♡Cav¡ar⚜️ @BonifideBeaut]

Ice started beefing with Cardi AFTER she worked with Nicki.
JT started beefing with Cardi AFTER she worked with Nicki.
AKBar, started beef with Cardi for Nicki.
Then BIA started deleting praise tweets of Cardi after Whole Lotta Money with Nicki.
Malibu Mitch, started with Cardi after working with Nicki.
KatieGotBandz got featured on a Nicki song, and forgot Cardi was the first person to support her career, and started shading Cardi.
All this to say, y'all mad over being called LAP DOGS, but what do you call what yall are doing?

[CARDIA 🐦‍⬛ @CCardib2]

IKR

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

But stop all this talking WHERE YOU AT? You said you was gonna cave my sister chest in… We checking our DMs and ain’t seen it yet!! Everybody up and waiting… DROP THE ADDY RIGHT NOW HO

[Fan Account | #BLM 🫵🏾 @BardiUpdatess]

Cardi B is now the only female rapper in HISTORY to debut her first two albums at #1 on the Billboard 200 chart!

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Why you keep bringing up my album?? It’s not the gag that you think it is..You been in the game like 16 years.. you need to compare yourself to YOUR peers that started around YOUR time. Rihanna, Taylor swift, Drake…those are the numbers you need to be competing wit and you can’t cuz you doing lower than all of them… I was in high school when you came out wtf is you comparing yourself to me for???

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

can we get a muscular or bodacious actress for wonder woman? i’m tired of these lululemon fancasts diana is a big bitch!!!

[tiago 🇧🇷 @ATTACHNUDES]

MJ fans remember today is the day to celebrate the TALENT!!

[LIZZY💥 @LizzyStarrrdust]

You guys know when this happens it's because she gave her friend the signal "come save me from this creep" right? RIGHT? It's you. You're the creep.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this might actually be the nastiest read in HISTORY LMFAOOO😭😭😭