Gareth Simpson

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If you've not seen it yet then check out https://t.co/fMNqHMNbkv - Live CCTV images from every motorway! (via @MotorwayCameras)

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@RishiSunak I didn't have time to watch the video. Can I assume at the end it just says "we calculated it with lies?"

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@RishiSunak I tried to watch it on Sky but I you kicked them out 🤷‍♂️

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@roseg @BetsyYates @naomicfisher https://t.co/kvUVy6qpoy

2500 years of people complaining about the younger generation.

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@parves Just to let you know, I'll be fucking out of the meeting a little early.

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@BestForBritain @sturdyAlex Richard Drax has a big piece on his website about the importance of keeping the Falklands but like most Tories he’s blasé about giving up huge swathes of mainland Britain to the sea. 🤷‍♂️

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@TaraCleary13 @NoMoreNATO That’s a beautiful montage of planes that Russia doesn’t dare send over Ukraine

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@Tamarao345 @loosefest Good luck with that 🤣

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@sturdyAlex It's still called 'retweet' because he's done such a fantastic job rolling out the rebrand 🙄

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@such_A_frknlady @Nettaaaaaaaa Try going to https://t.co/EdYJOngkRB the url in the @x bio 🤦🏻‍♂️

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I haven’t been this angry since Marathon changed to Snickers

#TwitterX

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@ashbeauchamp PocketCasts should work again now

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@ashbeauchamp No problem, try it now. Glad you're finding it useful.

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@ScottAdamsSays I’ve seen the video.

I don’t think it’s fake.

I don’t think it’s out of context.

I do think you’re a cunt.

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@GrudgingSignup Not you as well with the pickles. Boo had one of these for breakfast 🤢

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@WorldWarWang What the videos prove is that the bits of your job where you sit and type at a computer are not engaging so you don’t film them. Are you really suggesting that men in tech sit at their desks uninterrupted from 8:59 to 5:31 while the women in the office flounce round them?

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@tweeter_anita @kaveh1000 The only advantage is that it will move the followers of the old account onto the new one.

I imagine that with your profile people will find you anyway, so maybe no?

Especially if you change your Twitter profile to list the new one.

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@tweeter_anita @kaveh1000 There’s a little dance you can do to link the two together.

Also in case you’ve forgotten, you’re still advertising the old one on your Twitter profile.

https://t.co/heDjF0LLqx

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@SockSnobUK Jesus Christ. Imagine touting Evri delivery as a plus point.