wackeldackel

this isn't what you came for

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strange matter be like

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@rahamimX Miley Cyrus funnily enough

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nothing to do except float around ethereally 🥱

[Duke of Qin @qin_duke]

Gonna level with you guys, but Chinese heaven is superior to European heaven. Sure we may not have 72 houris, but I think we've got Muslim heaven beat too because our conception of a garden is limited to what people living in a desert wasteland conceive as lush.

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@Jebus it already exists
https://t.co/qlKxJm6jQu

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John Fetterman: "This is the best tweet I have ever seen"

[איתמר בן גביר @itamarbengvir]

על כל דמעה של אמא ישראלית, אלף אמהות לבנוניות צריכות לבכות. לבנון כולה צריכה לבעור!

עם כל הכבוד לאמריקאים, ישראל חייבת להבהיר לעולם כולו שדם בנינו וביטחון אזרחנו איננו הפקר. לבנון כולה צריכה לבעור. חובתנו העליונה היא להגן על אזרחי ישראל ועל חיילי צה״ל, והמחויבות הזו קודמת לכל שיקול אחר.

אמרתי לראש הממשלה, גם בישיבות בינינו: על כל דמעה של אמא ישראלית, אלף אימהות לבנוניות צריכות לבכות.

מספיק עם הפינג־פונג. במזרח התיכון לא מנצחים בתגובות מדודות ובהכלה - צריך להשתגע. למחוק. להכריע את הטרור.

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@Polymarket Jesus how fast was that jet traveling

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time to put it down 💔

[Chase @Chase]

Expert guidance for you. World-class belly rubs for them.

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@HBSharksNSnakes @booksandbbq red and black aren't touching

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@barbarismcrit Law nerds, is this a 'Bill of Attainder'?

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@distortedsheen @graceyldn It was a year ago

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@atlanticesque that's oomf 😭😭😭

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@KatyaSedgwick You read it wrong, they actually said 35% of asylum seekers are people who previously held a student visa

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@eriksavagee @PuckFupett69 @mldiffley Rotgänger Totgänger!

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it's hysterically funny to me that the largest English pronunciation channel on YouTube is run by a French guy with a heavy accent who does all the pronunciations himself

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the map of Harry Potter just being the regular world map LMFAODGSDJDKF

[Atölye Mahir Ayı @tbearsworkshop]

Eğer telif atmayacağına yemin edersen senin evreninin de haritasını çizerim sayın rowling hanımefendi ablacığım

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@MythoYookay Yoogay Aesthetics

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Why is the President of France tweeting like this

[Emmanuel Rincón @EmmaRincon]

I went to a steakhouse in Miami, paid the bill, and they automatically added a 20% tip.

When the waiter brought the check, he said: “That tip goes to the whole establishment—if you want to leave something for me, it’s extra.”

I didn’t add anything else—20% is already too much. He gave me a dirty look, like I was robbing him.

This tipping culture is out of control.

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@Shoshana51728 He is Jewish lol

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@ArmandDoma delete this

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@oshiimid @klara_sjo Lmao they HATE Kamala over there