Xander van der Voort

Day job: Cyber Security for your Industrial Control Systems. Also an explosives engineer. If you see me running, try to keep up!

[Xander van der Voort @xvandervoort]

@klaasm67 @JannetKoolman Welk principe is dat Klaas?

[Xander van der Voort @xvandervoort]

@boudewijnsteur Hoe laat overleed hij?

[Xander van der Voort @xvandervoort]

@keesdellebeke Geschrokken. Mijn condoleances! Veel sterkte!

[Mo @atmoio]

AI is making CEOs delusional

[Xander van der Voort @xvandervoort]

@IsabellaAmara1 It's cozy.

[Bürgher @Burgher_13]

@myMotorhead @PCATBS Rock out again brothers.

Legends never die. Even when they are killed by death.

♠️

[Official Motörhead @myMotorhead]

We cannot believe we’re saying this… with profound sadness we share that Philip Anthony Campbell has passed.
Motörhead’s guitarist for 31 years, Phil later formed @PCATBS with his sons Todd, Dane, and Tyla.
A brilliant guitarist with a huge heart and unstoppable humor. RIP Phil.

[Tá droch amanna anseo ☘🇮🇪 @sean3377]

@historyrock_ Terrible news. I'd heard was undergoing some kind of treatment. Unfortunately, it didn't go well. Motörhead's members are continuing to go. Lemmy, the Philty Animal, Fast Eddie, Wurzel and now Phil. Only Mikkey Dee is left of the long time members plus a few shorter time members.

[Xander van der Voort @xvandervoort]

@InterstellarUAP OMG, they found out about the Evoluon!

[Dale Boch @dwboch]

@jdpoc

[Xander van der Voort @xvandervoort]

@cryptoron Paspoort vergeten he.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

China is testing a vacuum high-speed train that can travel over 1,000 km/h.

This ultra-fast vacuum tube magnetic levitation system could reduce the travel time between Shanghai and Hangzhou (distance: 200 km) to just 9 minutes.

[Xander van der Voort @xvandervoort]

@Geniustechw Uncle Ted!

[Xander van der Voort @xvandervoort]

@j_sewalt35385 @Starlink Betamax

[Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 @mrjeffu]

Japan has a new stationmaster cat. The Wakayama Electric Railway Kishigawa Line is famous for its feline stationmasters. A new cat, Rokutama, has been appointed trainee stationmaster of 2 stations.
Other cats received promotions. This is serious stuff.

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

holy shit it’s real

[FSXE BKK @FsxeB]

@myMotorhead

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

BREAKING: MongoDB Introduces Surprise Holiday Feature

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

PALO ALTO, CA — MongoDB is thrilled to announce MongoBleed™, an innovative new feature that proactively shares your database contents with the broader internet community.

"For years, customers asked us: 'How can we make our sensitive data more accessible?'" said a spokesperson we definitely didn't make up. "MongoBleed answers that call. No authentication required. No consent needed. Just pure, frictionless data liberation."

Key Features:
- Zero-Click Sharing: Your passwords share themselves!
- Decade of Trust: We've been quietly beta-testing this since 2015
- Holiday Launch: Because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like your production secrets on GitHub
- Elastic Integration: Built by someone who definitely understood the assignment

Customer Testimonial:
"I was enjoying Christmas dinner when I got paged. My database was sharing our user credentials with the world. It really brought the family together—around my laptop, watching me cry." — Definitely a real IT admin

What's Next?
We're excited to announce our 2026 roadmap includes:
- Automatic password broadcasting to Shodan
- AI-powered secret harvesting (we're pivoting to AI!)
- A Slack integration that just posts your .env files directly to #general

About MongoDB:
MongoDB is the database that believes data wants to be free. Very, very free.

https://t.co/HVYfezTCtA