Astronautumn

I hit the beach in a furry hat

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

At some point I hope they ask @AndradeElIdolo who the best wrestler is before the match (when he's challenging for the belt) & he says nothing, just smirks & walks away.

Then later on when he wins the AEW World Championship his sole response should just be "Now you know."

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

I hope in some universe somewhere there's a cross over between Ted Lasso & Chad Powers.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

I can't believe most British papers (including THE SUN) have pay to read settings on their website, either that or they'll track your data. The only one so far that's free to view is Daily Mail. Insanity.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

Good lawd, the new @BoundariesCT album.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

That Boundaries song with Landon Tewers is fucking brutal.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

Went to search for the "worst XXX ever" trilogy and laughed at the first result.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

@kateferguson4 This was also the shit when I was a kid

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

People that say "I love this type of weather!" belong in Hell and you can't convince me otherwise.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

At this point I'm just a walking puddle

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

Hear me out but what if Tyler Durden didn't "die" in Fight Club. Dude goes on with his life, slowly starts to hear people talk about "the first rule" in his, now, life and then bam, Tyler's there.

Round 2.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

It's currently 27 degrees at 10pm on a Tuesday night.

Am I in hell?

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

Sometimes self care is dancing in a thunderstorm to the witchy vibes of the Mac ⛈️

[André 3000 The Giant @olliedeeznutz]

Rain, lightning, thunder... so of course @xwhaleyx is outside dancing barefoot in it to Fleetwood Mac.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

Why have they not created a fake eyeball that has a flashlight on it.

Think of the pros. Useful in the night time, look like The Terminator.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

Aiight so I saw a young kid do their first one at their first download. There are exceptions.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

From the bottom of my heart, and I say this with full sincerity, fuck crowd surfers.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

Who tf are these 12 year old pushing through me in the crowd for All American Rejects.

I've waited 20 years to see them again, get the fuck outtttaaa hereee

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

I apologise to anyone who recorded the Story of the Year set. You don't know it yet, but those videos will be ruined by my singing.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

From the bottom of my heart, and I say this with full sincerity, fuck crowd surfers.

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

@Scott44Mitchell Oh absolutely, like you said you never know!

[Astronautumn @xwhaleyx]

@Scott44Mitchell https://t.co/qIJwBEr09U

I just saw this tweet, any good?