Mel b

bing bong

[Mel b @xxMelB]

Not sure why it took me so long to hard block anyone who has severely wronged me in the past.

Feels great 10/10

[Maira @maira4yo]

My biggest turnoff is when men overpromise and underdeliver because you could have just shut tf up

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

body dysmorphia is really weird cus one day I’ll think I’m sexy & the next day I’ll think I look like mike wazowski

[Mel b @xxMelB]

Success

[Mel b @xxMelB]

Trying to name my next death & co cocktail 'Blood Oath' lets see if this flys

[★？♡ ✚！ @Guttergore1]

i think having a good boy on a leash would fix me ngl

[Mel b @xxMelB]

What could be worse than driving on a 90° day, 30 min in you realize your seat heater is on full blast... dying

[valentine @valawakened]

I yearn for an intellectual conversation and then making out

[Mel b @xxMelB]

The crowd at zero tonight was so bad, at one point I thought about taking my tampon out so I could slap someone's face with it

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

on every first date i invite the girl over and make her watch the episode of deadliest catch where captain phil dies in complete silence and then ask her “so what are we”

[Mel b @xxMelB]

Never been more confused by a man but not in a bad way -_-

[Mel b @xxMelB]

6 months of blood, sweat, tears, and many trips to the thrift store. So fucking happy with how tonight turned out and we CLOSED out opening night of denver fashion week. I am so am proud of myself

[Mel b @xxMelB]

Unfortunately for me I am still thinking about him

[Mel b @xxMelB]

Tax return hit my checking account and now I feel like being irresponsible

[Mel b @xxMelB]

Trying to name my next death & co cocktail 'Blood Oath' lets see if this flys

[Mel b @xxMelB]

Reporting live from the 2nd flatiron ✌️

[Mel b @xxMelB]

Matching your favorite chair >

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

yes i am strong and independent but fuck do i yearn to be soft and taken care of

[Mel b @xxMelB]

Wanted a whole meal, but ended up with just a taste 😪