Mona Lizard🦎

At the end of the day, the day ends😮‍💨

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[flora💋😫 @floratwt]

Why does my body suddenly start shaking when l argue with people? Am I a scaredy-cat or something???

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Eat your fruits, your friends, the rich. Eat your protein, eat your fibre. No exceptions. Leave nothing uneaten.

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Probablybakedaf]

"We regret to inform you....." aje na nishapangia hio salary?

[alexus ღ @lexchanell_]

i wanna go sit by some water and disassociate .

[Damilola🌺 @thebigdammy]

I can never be caught in a physical fight...
There's nothing you can do that can make me get into a physical fight with you😭😂

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

Huko kwa mzazi sufuria ya chai haifai ata siku moja kupika mboga.. unaeza pelekwa ICC for such a crime

[bebe nlo @fabulousirl]

friends in secondary school didn’t joke with birthdays at all at all

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

This is like the most normalized scam hii nchi😂😂😂

[El Pandita Rojo @ElPanditaRojo_]

Yo poniéndome a cantar de la nada porque alguien dijo una palabra que aparece en una canción que conozco

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Now imagine the amount of meat he would get from a married cow.

[Summie's write @RuthSummie]

A reading slump is such a weird place to be.
You want to read. You have books you want to read. You just don’t want to read any of them.

[Neila🏹 @neilaajay]

I love being a aunt it’s my favorite thing in the world

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Last borns are good People .

[k @ysljennii]

“it’s only a 2 day trip”

me :

[ZAINAB||Executive VA 𝙓 Automation Expert💥 @_ZainabOladokun]

One day, I will donate on oceanofpdf.

[NaNa🦋🥀 @_adepejuh]

Things I fuck with about Twitter:
No contact syncing
Nobody knows you checked their profile
Nobody knows when you’re online
Congratulations are so easy to say
Fastest place to know what’s happening in the world
You can bookmark privately
You can mute people without unfollowing
Random tweets can lead to real opportunities
Twitter gets on my nerves sometimes but I can’t lie, I fuck with it

[K. @easssssssyy]

I might be broke and poor, but atleast there's still outstanding concert tickets on my email that needs to be scanned

[𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐞.𝐨𝐠 @leyeojeniyi]

you know what’s crazy? it ends on a random tuesday too.