jay

stuck fixated on one star ⭐️ @xx_semisweet 🫀 minors dni

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

it’s their song [early fall out boy / long live by taylor swift]

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

remember jay and holden? they’re engaged now. feel old yet?

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

@dearrgrvity hi my love i opened twitter for the first time in like a month just to share this with u all <3 lmao

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

oh this is going to be deeply interesting to follow along with

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

@hesbianbigby listen i didn’t hear you complaining two months ago…

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

now hang on a moment some of us love and are loved by our partners Because we write fic together

[🎱Kacey 🩸MCR NASHVILLE @sighmeariver]

@snshnrptde The craziest thing is the fact that she's still posting things like this while saying how much she loves her partner

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

do u ever think about how if this Was the real lyric you could write an essay and a half about the symbolism of pete being the horseshoe crab in the shipped gold standard

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

bf (fobbie) went “do u ever think about how he’s not just a crab he’s the crab” and i was like ?? and he was like “tiffany blews” and i was like ????! and he was like “i’m not a crab baby i’m The crab baby” and i was like ????!!!??!???!!!??!??!!

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

@xx_semisweet the return of the king

[holden ☆°• @xx_semisweet]

what's up emos

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

naming your cat after a celebrity is a fabulous idea btw

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

pete wentz has conjunctivitis so we’re having to clean gunk out of his eyes with cooled tea three times a day

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

travie mccoy get behind me

[corb @awshuqs]

she worshipping my balls she sack religious

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

behind every gay person is a gayer more evil gay person

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

an important sequel

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

i laugh every time i think about this

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

@angelsarrm LOVE YOUUUUUU 🥲🥲❤️❤️❤️

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

the baby in question:

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

sorry for being ia lol holden and i are having a baby

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

@hesbianbigby listen we haven’t filled out the official papers yet……………

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

the best valentine’s days end with your date and your cat curled up asleep together on the sofa

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

@hesbianbigby OH MY GOD WE DID I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

@hesbianbigby i do need you to know that bigby was a brief contender in the discussion but we thought it was weird to name our son after someone we desperately want to shag :\

[jay @xx_halfdoomed]

@hesbianbigby our beautiful cat pete wentz ❤️