MA

I am single, mean and ready to mingle 😔

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

How you DL and everybody know you DL ?

[FERDINAND OMONDI @FerdyOmondi]

Kenyans leave people with permanent scars.

Nigeria became Abegistan
South Africa is nowThe Anus of Africa 😭

Moral of the story: Don't beef with Kenya. Simples.

[hessah @hessaaani]

being in your 20s is literally just stressing over some email ur anticipating

[Winnie Ronnoh @WinnieyJR]

I'll understand if you'll want us to take KC Pineapple
But Dallas!!!!
No amount of convincing will make me take that drink. Pombe inauzwa aje 150!!!!!!!??????

[Eunnah @exceleunnah254]

Gen Z will silently observe workplace politics for six months and then resign without explaining anything😂

[conte d’eeja @gaytanobresci]

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[rob @subwaybae]

First base = sex
Second base = kissing in missionary
Third base = show him all the insane tweets in my drafts I made about him

[IDRIS @OLAS044]

University students once a semester:

[Misha and Irish’s Newports @herejonahgo]

interviewed for two jobs, got two offers🥂

[ٰ @yesimsvrfer]

due to my academic, emotional and financial situation, october will be another suicide prevention month for me