Ashlei

“Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.” -Thomas Merton

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

@Blair_Bear90 Lol marry him😂

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

@_Ghoulst Fuck em ✌🏻

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

Annnnnnnd I have a bowel obstruction. 👌🏻

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

Would it kill you to just trust me? Have I ever brought you somewhere you were uncomfortable?

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

What’s our obsession with tossing stuff in mayo and calling it a salad?
Potato Salad. Egg Salad. Chicken Salad. Tuna Salad.

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

More people have seen me naked than watched me paint.

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

Hi. I’m that friend that doesn’t know shit but will do 6 hours of research just to help you with something.

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

@Target I’m going to need you to start selling fresh herbs at the Sioux City location asap. Thanks dude 👍🏻

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

Tell me why twitter keeps sending me Fox News notifications? I couldn’t give a shit less.

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

I wish social interactions weren’t so draining

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

What if “hot dogs” were called “warm puppies”

[KTIV News Four @ktivnews]

BREAKING: Gov. Reynolds has signed two bills that impact transgender children in Iowa.

Read more: https://t.co/o91RjwuPyW

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

I think your age should be determined by your attitude and not how many years you’ve been on this planet.

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

Welcome to the bank of Ashlei. We charge steep handling fees 😂

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

If you’re looking for your tax return. It might be the extra $$ that was accidentally was deposited in my account today. No worries, I have a date with the IRS tomorrow to find out if they’ll remove Joe Shmoe’s $$$ out of my account.

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

I am overwhelmed as a mofo for no reason.

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

I don’t play sports or work out but I do put oil on my legs after my shower and then spend an ungodly amount of time pulling leggings on. It’s practically the same thing.

[Ashlei @xXAshweeXx]

Hiiii,

My clit is not an easy button.

Thanks bud