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world's straightest femboy

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following everyone i find remotely funny

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Shout-out to my uncle

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I've been walking around with an ashtray in my pocket for the last four hours

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Me n oomf got bangers on the same day #twins

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I've been walking around with an ashtray in my pocket for the last four hours

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@aangelfarts Literally every time I get pushed some drugtwt bullshit it's either coke or some 15 year old hitting a disposable

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Banger tweet time to clarify that I haven't smoked weed in like three months and was sharing an observation

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"#weedtwt" and it's just teenagers posting themselves smoking carts lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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@allnighter7766 Truth nuke

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@ilovepleiades @yeonjunended No shit 😭😭😭

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This ain't that bad for 9 in the morning

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ive been on here for like three days im already convinced all of you are going to hell

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@esdethz #pentwt

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@Fandomtrash09 @everytwt7 i cba to argue on here lmao its a waste of my time

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Got potheads blowing up my mentions over a joke I made off handedly let's fucking go boys

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i deadass know someone on bluesky who acts like a cart is the best way of gardening. exact words she said and she just posted her new battery and it’s a fucking chunky cow.
you cart hitters wanna be smokers so badly don’t you lmfaoaoao

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@cloudstrfesmuse honestly u get it

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white people: my mom said she hit my pen 4 times

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@everytwt7 Yeah exactly I know that because I was a dumbass teenager smoking carts but I wasn't posting and gloating about it online

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@zxzxvzz Good

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@chrrysfuneral By feeling the need to tell everyone about it and doing shit like that

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Fiddy likes and a private quote tweet I made it guys 🥹

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"#weedtwt" and it's just teenagers posting themselves smoking carts lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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@snoop1ngas Fucking real how the fuck are these kids getting kief coated joints but smoking a pesticide disposable