cornbread: girlblogger philosopher absurdist

online public private diary. yes ur reading my diary rn. it sounds insane bc most people keep this under lock and key. i love you. dms open

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corporate introduction ice breaker fun fact abt me is that i consider scrambled eggs a part of the crunchy foods category

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basketball is not a real fucking sport man

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real life is erotic and sensual and we should embrace the chance to touch each other

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summer is starting and my deep carnal desire for a blue collar man is rising up out of my body and taking over once more

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fucking nasty how much a good bleach and tone does to me. confidence nuke bomb. wet ass pussy felt from across the globe bitch

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i dont know how im perceived and im rly tired of thinking about it honestly and i feel insane for like a half hour

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he cant keep getting away with this

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this is how i feel and its bens fault specifically

[ben ! @bens_bender]

local man has no light behind those eyes

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

We have arrived at the highly recommended Maht Steakhouse (Chef Kevin Lee) for tonight’s dinner

Steve and Dani were seated right next to us

J Will feels Steve may have out kicked his coverage with Dani….

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BEN I KNOW UR WATCHING AND IM SORRY BUT THIS IS UR FAULT SOMEHOW AGAIN AND I HATE YOU

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its rigged. thunder in seven at home

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@carinthecreek you never know! maybe you dont stay on that specific path but it will likely put you so much closer to something you enjoy that you may not know exists/think is possible now!

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ben did this to me personally

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@bens_bender thats my boss ur talking abt!!

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@bens_bender what if i mailed u a bomb

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he was fucking TWELVE FEET in the air are you fucking kidding me

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@dietcokegril i go tulsa soon

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feeling very vulnerable rn in case anyone wants to save me and whisk me away to a better life rn

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@bens_bender you know in ur heart im right

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@nova_Corpse and yet im the crazy one

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big week for emotionally unavailable men to send songs with no context but it is surely i who is reading into it