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Easily distracted, dad, would make a better prime minister than the current incumbent.

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@drhingram I think of his quote “We live in dangerous times. One day the Gestapo may become unpopular” often.

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@KindOfNorthern @alisonkatebr Bet you the people moaning about the beeps had already been writing to their local paper for years about it, and are just using the Queen’s death to promote their cause.

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@RussInCheshire @jacquep All the grovelling supporters with their little flags and their “ooh, I’m sad now” soundbites. It’s implied they’re showing the correct level of deference and we are not.

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@daniel_barker I Thought King Charles Was A Spaniel

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@paul__johnson @PippaPippapoppy Of course Rees Mogg would say that. He has to accuse his opposition of the very thing he is doing.

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Clearing out old boxes at my folks house, I found one single panini sticker that Past Me has saved. It was, inexplicably, this:

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@rhysjamesy Ey up, it’s Manchester United

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@jacquep What did you expect, he appointed Braverman to do exactly this.

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@RosyChipshop @AndyTay60536072 Liz Truss barely has a good understanding of what day it is, let alone anything more complex than that. You’d be better off giving her job to a beagle.

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@tonymac5 @secrettory12 Cunk is far brighter.

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@MarinaPurkiss What happened to all the people who used to get into politics? People you could look up to and who deserved some respect? Now it’s all morons and corrupt villains.

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@dysnystaxis @ItsAndyRyan https://t.co/DN2kBcfBq6 it’s been created. ITV are buying the rights.

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@xxdy @Robbo_Robson It's been a full on day of filming but it's finally in the can!

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@RealJamieKay That’s the thing with Trump supporters. He convinces them the enemy is *someone else*, while stamping on them to make himself richer.

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@PaulBrandITV Let’s see, whose job is it to *look for evidence of crimes*? Oh wait

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@Carlostheghost @Robbo_Robson That deserves a much wider audience. 👏
What do you say @itv ?

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@IHPower Either doesn’t give a fuck, or piles in to scream about how wrong you are and that they’ll string you up by the bollocks in Dawlish town square while people chuck daggers at you for even *thinking* of having that opinion.

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@NickMotown https://t.co/DdbWmfHvqv sponsors this yawn-fest with a weary, resigned sigh.

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@pearofdestiny Cor. You don’t see the Kardashians tweeting about that car park.

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@mercmerc67 @Cristiano Ha ha 😂