evil wizard

penis reveal at 1 bajillion

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

@h4y3s_

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

Drying my balls on the mouth towel

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

Try to flush it all away
But I brown all over everything

[ephanouros @ephanouros]

The feces tears my hole
The old familiar stink

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

My choices matter in deltarune because I’m better than you

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

@h4y3s_ I couldn’t dream of casting spells with such fervor and authority

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

@h4y3s_ *biodegrades your penis too*

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

@NintendoGCN I arrowed to your moms knee

[Bunny 🏳️‍⚧️ #1 Jump Force Fan @ThronForce]

Threatening to call Toby Fox when my nonbinary friend doesn’t wanna eat their vegetables

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

When she won’t shut up about the oil crisis but you haven’t got play since ‘Nam

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

Calling the mirror ai because I don’t look like that

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

Saying I invented Gatorade

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

Women need to stop oppressing yourself with deodorants and antiperspirants
#freethepit

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

@h4y3s_ Elliot page

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

@h4y3s_ A billion

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

This is defamation and I will be suing

[Jimmy Worm🪱 @JimmyDaWorm]

my most problematic vocal stim

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

I need to score (a web series)

[evil wizard @XxevilwizardxX]

My tumblr aunt said I could get a superwholock tattoo if I was sorted into Gryffindor