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[kB @xxkbc]

get a god damn backbone @budlight and don’t let transphobes bully you into firing employees that bring inclusive ideas to the public

[Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny]

I understand exactly none of this but evidently it’s about TOM?

[kB @xxkbc]

one would think since I work in IT I could figure out how to get my new headphones to STOP pairing with my laptop and connect back to my iPhone but no, it is in fact rocket science

@Sony help

[kB @xxkbc]

@A_Train00 LOL never thought about it that way

[kB @xxkbc]

I aspire to be as unbothered as Microsoft Outlook is when it just blatantly doesn’t send my emails and lets them sit in the Outbox for an undisclosed period of time

[kB @xxkbc]

Questions i had to ask myself today: Was he actually cute or was he just over 6 ft and by himself in the bookstore?

[kB @xxkbc]

and if you’re not on people holding pigs up to see the sky TikTok, you should be

[kB @xxkbc]

I would like to thank TikTok for providing me the knowledge on pigs’ anatomy that allowed me to answer a trivia question right in front of hundreds of my coworkers during our PI Planning

[kB @xxkbc]

Would love to know if the new Casey Anthony doc actually changed anyone’s mind on her case

[kB @xxkbc]

my current favorite hobby is saving every diy home project I see on TikTok for the home I don’t have but have convinced I’ll need these instructions one day

[kB @xxkbc]

Shows that have given my serotonin levels a BOOST lately:

Special Forces: World's Toughest Test
The Traitors (US)

[kB @xxkbc]

corporate lingo that makes me want to stab myself in the ear drum with a pencil:

“say/do metrics”
“happy path”
“really high level, 10,000 ft view”

[✩⋆｡��sosaa⋆｡°✩ @7sosaa7]

One thing abt me, imma make a face… i cant help it

[kB @xxkbc]

I’ve honestly never seen anyone overreact the way my company laptop does in the days after IT FORCES ME to change my password

[kB @xxkbc]

If you are an eat to live person and not a live to eat person I don’t wanna be friends

[kB @xxkbc]

there is a special place in hell for people that blast music in a drive thru!!!

[kB @xxkbc]

taking off your makeup and doing your skincare routine in a hotel room hits different

[kB @xxkbc]

my toxic trait is buying groceries and meal prepping for the week and then immediately ordering Door Dash