XX MOM

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[XX MOM @xxm0m]

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[XX MOM @xxm0m]

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[XX MOM @xxm0m]

shouldve known my son would become a dumb heterosexual bore...what a waste..... -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

i'll pick u up after school when u stop getting on my nerves and yes that implies breathing. -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

just get out of my house at once ffs i know youre thirteen so what!!!!!!!!! -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

always be loud in public for no reason. -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

a boyfriend? lol...... -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

gilmore girls' fake asss shit ok huny? -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

its okay, i will always not be there for you when u need me. -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

i know there's hope but it vanishes when i see ur face somehow... -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

Nitrous oxide on rainy days makes life much more bearable. -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

What you should normally expect from a date: cheap wine, cheap cigarettes, cheap talk, cheap sex. -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

Lost a dildo around the house...it was inside me, weird, might have slipped in the staircase, tell me if you find it... thanks. -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

Porn shooting in the afternoon can u pick up the kids after school I'll make it home for dinner. -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

Dress code: naked with socks. -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

Nothing comes for free in life...... that includes blowjobs. -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

I always say yes. -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

No standards is good standards. -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

Aim high and you'll become a lowlife superstar. -xx mom

[XX MOM @xxm0m]

Always carry a brick in your purse. -xx mom