mary the dumpling

• aspiring plant-mom • she/her • UWO alum • 🇨🇦/🇭🇰 •

[mary the dumpling @xxmarylee]

raaaaaah why are canadian telecom vendors so predatory...making you jump through hoops just to get a resolution

[Lebo Kgothadi. @LeboKgothadi]

It’s okay to take off your glasses once you feel you’ve seen enough for the day.

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[mary the dumpling @xxmarylee]

@greenyglass truly a "I wAs JuSt cRiTiCiZiNg YoUr ImMaTuRe TaStEs, tHeRe'S nO nEeD tO bE InSuLtInG" moment AS IF THEY WEREN'T BEING INSULTING FIRST?

[mary the dumpling @xxmarylee]

who tf invented pop rock oreos because i would want to have A Strong Word with y'all

[mary the dumpling @xxmarylee]

@greenyglass congrats on winning the cat lottery!!! i'll see ya there 🥳

[xenia @soupsizedocean]

THE GREAT ACE ATTORNEY IS ON HUGE SALE IN THE SWITCH SHOP FOR LITERALLY 16 BUCKS PLEASE PLAY PEAK

[Fara Kaufman @justfara]

So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need:
1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks.
2. Boxed milk is a treasure, as kids need it for cereal which they also get a lot of.
3. Everyone donates pasta sauce and spaghetti noodles.
4. They cannot eat all the awesome canned veggies and soup unless you put a can opener in too or buy pop tops.
5. Oil is a luxury but needed for Rice a-Roni which they also get a lot of.
6. Spices or salt and pepper would be a real Christmas gift.
7. Tea bags and coffee make them feel like you care.
8. Sugar and flour are treats.
9. They fawn over fresh produce donated by farmers and grocery stores.
10. Seeds are cool in Spring and Summer because growing can be easy for some.
11. They rarely get fresh meat.
12. Tuna and crackers make a good lunch.
13. Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef.
14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but usually not sandwich bread.
15. Butter or margarine is nice too.
16. Eggs are a real commodity.
17. Cake mix and frosting makes it possible to make a child’s birthday cake.
18. Dishwashing detergent is very expensive and is always appreciated.
19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury and women will cry over that.
20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing.

In all the years I have donated food at the Holidays, I bought what I thought they wanted, but have never asked. I am glad I did. If you are helping a Family this Christmas, maybe this can help you tailor it more. It does for me!

[mary the dumpling @xxmarylee]

to the lady in my building who thinks that the disembodied voice in the elevator is AI: god bless you, oh sweet summer gran, may you have a wonderful cup of tea today

[kari @joshriku]

you have to get ghost trick. "what's it about" i cant fucking answer that one. you need to trust me. you need to trust me and every single person who thinks its the best game ever that it is. "but some info would--" you have to get it its a leap of faith except i know its good

[mary the dumpling @xxmarylee]

please i am just a small office human who sent one (1) measly email how will i ever repent for my greedy sin of not wanting to forget to email u

[mary the dumpling @xxmarylee]

hey did you know that just because! you are on vacation! doesn't mean that i am too! i am not holding u at knifepoint to respond to me when u are away! i literally don't care i'm just trying to do my job! thanks and take care!

[mary the dumpling @xxmarylee]

@marks_wong a blessed addition to the sons!!!

[mary the dumpling @xxmarylee]

@kokisuren thankfully i am safe and warm, tyty 💞

[mary the dumpling @xxmarylee]

ON holiday transit is turning into a shitstorm, big props to all the staff on the ground doing their best but if i don't get a full refund for all this i will scream

[mary the dumpling @xxmarylee]

got asked twice yesterday if i was okay because i "looked very tired" and i couldn't tell them I was I'm gacha hell so obviously it's time for the concealer to come out

[mary the dumpling @xxmarylee]

i did NOT just wake up to my coworker shitting on me over email

[Chiki HQ ⭐️ @ChikisChase]

⭐️Chiki's Chase is OUT TODAY!!⭐️
You can play it free on mobile! There are no ads. Please watch this silly trailer if you need more convincing 🐤

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