Marcel Bergen

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

@andrewneeme @wpt_global Hey Andrew, there's lots of people that deserve this, if I am selected this could be the boost I need to finally quit my job and work on my service business full time. Right now I'm working a full time job in law enforcement with 12 hr shifts then running my business on days off.

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

@Jeff_Kroeker Hey! Just wondering if you're still selling your water fed pole? We were discussing me buying it a little while back.

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

@McDonaldsCanada Hello, are correctional officers recognized as first responders?

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

@MattWhitmanTMBH Hey buddy, I sent you a DM here on Twitter on the weekend, but I'm a complete Twitter noob lol! Just wondering if it made it to you? Thanks Matt!

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

@Pinoy_Image Hey man! You driving tomorrow around noon? Gonna need an uber from the airport!

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

I'm not bad with names, it's just that you leave absolutely no impression on people. http://t.co/a80hnHTaRl

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

http://t.co/GW4ZZT6dF7 Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

http://t.co/T5zbENiiqH Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires.

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

I have a drinking problem (when I tilt my head back to take a drink I can’t see my phone) http://t.co/47zEAG03BJ

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

As I've gotten older, my answer to any problem, more and more, is "burn it down". http://t.co/7cZJFNYnEI

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

http://t.co/cmFg6yN4ia "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/OsBXJTR7OR

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

http://t.co/85hm88QO4x If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/DgDnWq8YWC

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

http://t.co/kUnl1Xq4ne Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

http://t.co/ND5cYOXMBN In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

http://t.co/0LNf00XYKN Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

http://t.co/nK2PWPprfc No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. http://t.co/C2tlibvNGv

[Marcel Bergen @xxmoboxx]

http://t.co/Hzcl7xhW People with Tourette's would be great to take to improv shows where they take audience suggestions.