Andrew

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

we’ve truly entered the great Happy Meal era. SpongeBob x One Piece coming 9.15

[goy @goyonsolana]

PROJECT KIRK

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

She won. I haven’t dated in 4 years.

[Scytale @Leto_keynes]

Tried the goon before cracking method and genuinely couldn’t get it up at her house

[Mads @europemaxxed]

i don't know how many more $11-$19 transactions i can take

[toasty @tostyart]

This shit is fucked up why is there border patrol in Mexican heaven

[kou the admiral ⚓︎ @demigodkou]

Ate pussy for the first time

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

“So who’s gonna play Gambit?”

[thoughts to myself @jomadafacka]

Put $20 into my Roth IRA instead of ordering on DoorDash

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Guy with the second smallest penis

[rice ꩜ playing ff7r @usohtsuki]

"cinephile" and you haven't even watched lego batman

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

Only 3 chapters left before Hunter x Hunter goes on hiatus 🕊️

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

You try to blend in with rich kids and they suggest the next pool party will be at your house

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

apple music clocked me trying to finesse another 3 months free

[Neet @neet_sol]

Unemployed friend describing his walk while you were at work

[HIS 🎧♟️🎱 @Suregeeee1]

How does it feel to type your email and password with the TV remote.

[worm @somethinglovely]

woke up at 4pm.

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Hxh succession war characters: