The Cardinal Xyn

Full Stack Developer @xyruscode, full time hater, current supervillain.

[The Cardinal Xyn @xynthecardinal]

https://t.co/nXtnY5Xxzv

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Another Young Nigerian Man Shares His Experience of Life Improving After Divorcing His Wife.

[The Cardinal Xyn @xynthecardinal]

@gazalandkay Helmsman, full speed ahead!

[🗡🗡 @gazalandkay]

working class experiances transcend time space race

[The Cardinal Xyn @xynthecardinal]

I don talk am. If tech no work, I go open church. Make this world Bible school wey I go no waste.

[bvchidra @bvchidra]

i want to swallow this pastor .
he just said a woman came to give.
it's annual harvest and because the woman gave thousand cedis the previous year
he told her to go and add some because "he wants her to grow spiritually" and surely the woman came with more

[ANW Pizza Parker, NYC Spokesperson @TheColtonShow__]

Yea cuz go to therapy my nigga lmao

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

this older couple on their way to church this morning gave me a leaflet that says; “why am i struggling?”

…at first i didn’t want to read but “hey! maybe a solution at last?” 🤔 so i opened it.

it has a couple portions from the bible that confirm God created everything we need to live a happy life but for our sins that have taken away his love been the major reason why we struggle. and the solution is going back to God and accepting Jesus as a personal lord and savior. okay.

but the major reason why i’m up at the crack of dawn on a sunday is because of heat and we don’t have light. this has been me in the last 2-3months. i go to bed sweating and wake up sweating because of lack of electricity.

so i’m left wondering;
-what part of my sin is the cause for our dying power sector?

-what sin did i commit that disappeared a whole budget meant for ministry of health, disappearance that is directly responsible for lack of adequate health facility.

-what part of my sin is responsible for dust gradually blinding me year after year because of un-tarred streets?

i don’t know if it’s just me but i’m genuinely confused.

[Chiké @chike_ijezie]

3rd world country thinking.
3rd world country conversation.

[❁ Basil ❁ - Ace Combat @Starshinefallng]

KAMEN RIDER

[乂 @forthedamnhoes]

sorry for acting nonchalant i didn't know your boobs were this big

[White Monster Pepe @Cringepilled]

They're MeToo-ing a man for having 100% consensual sex with like 45 year old women

[The Cardinal Xyn @xynthecardinal]

Useless app from a useless bank.

[Guaranty Trust @gtbank]

Meet the new 737 App, designed for young Nigerians who are always on the move and making things happen.

Scan to pay, shop online, access instant loans, save towards your goals and do so much , all in one place.

Download now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

[Godzilla @Godzill60740717]

The ladies love Godzilla

[Niccolo the Nigmekian @NicoDouglasYT]

I miss being able to tank damage like dat

[The Cardinal Xyn @xynthecardinal]

Straight from the jalings.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

A man shares a video of his friend proposing to his lover yesterday in Taraba State.

[The Cardinal Xyn @xynthecardinal]

@iluv_papi @NMoses_ this guy resemble you.

[The Cardinal Xyn @xynthecardinal]

In retrospect, telling HR I sold the printer at the last job that didn't pay me may not have been the smartest move

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Case in point;

[The Cardinal Xyn @xynthecardinal]

@Emarged Which nation first.

[Vicedets @vicedets]

If you want men to take you guys seriously when you start crying you can't do it during every argument you lose