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Hey, My name is Henry. I record videos for Youtube as a hobby and for entertainment purposes. Im also a Mythical Beast!!

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My girlfriend's dead

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The #Firstorder says that storm troopers are marksman. Even though they miss 100%

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@heyitsfahmie69 what if I told you Im Asian?

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@UberFacts I was counting how many times you post stuff everyday lol

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@UberFacts why are all the weight examples 150 pounds? Why not 151

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@UberFacts Probably because Pewdiepie moved away...

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Well, I just found an axe head by a ruin. The ruin is next to the seaside so it might just be natural. #stuff #FTW

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@UberFacts well fml

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@UberFacts well I better get to work then

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@heyitsfahmie69 @NMHartford His mom told him

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@LEGO_Group And a lot of coffee I bet!

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@RiceGum wtfff literally means what the fu** fu** fu**...

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@UberFacts that's actually pretty cool

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@UberFacts "They see me rolling, they hatin'"

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@megaanc_x @TheLadBible I'm pretty sure the IPhone's auto-correct would've solved that problem.

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@UberFacts My maths teacher was talking about probabilities and he said pips, we were so confused lol.

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@Barnacules Why is he using that small screen when he could've just used those awesome triple monitors? It just kinda defeats the purpose

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@UberFacts well I never knew my anus has moons

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@UberFacts I usually find spiders in my bathroom the most etc. under the sink and in the corners of the room.