Doug

I'm writing free-verse poetry and a blog-like novel. I'm also developing a conlang for it.

[Doug @xytgeist]

@theberneese They say that Spain is good at possessing the ball, so watch out for an exorcist on the sidelines. If the half-time show has a tango, Argentina wins. If it's an opera with lyrics by Ernest Hemingway and a bull fight then Spain will win, The winning team speaks Spanish but slang

[Doug @xytgeist]

Me juego el cuore, la vida por ella,
me juego el alma por esa mujer.
¡Qué flor de loca! Mi amor es su estrella,
ella es el gol que me hace perder.
Ella es el gol, el partido, el potrero...
¡Che, los muchachos volvieron a creer!
¡Vamos, carajo! Que el D...
https://t.co/CffpZIVY0H

[Doug @xytgeist]

@theberneese Can the journalists compete in a bull fight where they hit the bulls with a futbol and have a sword fight to the death to choose the Hemingway panel of judges which vote by who has the best balls? Or can the top players have a skill contest blindfolded?

[Doug @xytgeist]

@ferarri001 multiplication and division are done first. 8 +(8/8) + (8)(0) = 8 + 1 + 0 = 9

[Doug @xytgeist]

@espn Soon Messi vs. Yamal and strategy vs. theatrics on either side will show what the practicality of winning is

[Doug @xytgeist]

2nd Pilot Rescued "We got him" Easter Miracle
https://t.co/nacwjP521b
A coded listening,
Whispers can be heard
144 1941,
from out of a crevice:

Hear my coded psalm.
My greatest family is my rock
and let it be known
by air and by grace:(continued)

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Mullah Nasrudin came home excited.
“I bought a comedy club in Tehran!”
His wife stared at him. “How much did you pay?”
“Our life savings. And we must move out of this house.”
continued... #IranRevolution2026‌ #IranWar
https://t.co/TsV3lbMD37

[Doug @xytgeist]

Criminal Fiends from North America

Everyone keeps asking me
if I’m sick, if I cried out
screeched and screamed
flew into a rage
cursed up an
endless sky

Yes…[continued] #allegory #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers #Illegalimmigration #ICE #migration
https://t.co/ySTR5YTPIa

[Doug @xytgeist]

@Elonmusklona Hope

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@Elonmusklona Intentional voluntary blindness to the truth for the promotion of the super left-wing birds able to leap tall buildings for untruth, injustice, and the d-american way of derangement sin-drone flying by the seat of the pant-suit and false flag waving to the Devil to save them...

[Doug @xytgeist]

New Year’s Spirit

Oh no Jolene
can’t be gone

The day she
writes a song
she’ll be dead.

yes
fear haunts me
’cause she’s gone off

She catches things, and
wanders off... #poetry #poetrycommunity #ghost #paranormal

https://t.co/ee88SSAbw1

[Doug @xytgeist]

@greggutfeld You should not send goats, sheep, or lambs to school. They deserve worse. "Mary had a little sheep whose fleece was white as snow, which was against the rules" but it was Bull excrement that upset the Weingarten of randiness. A kid who is a g.o.a.t will eat its homework

[Doug @xytgeist]

Chatty Chat Notes| ChatGPT
Speculative Linguistics
conlang, neurosemiotics, MRI, language-invention, Utdmbts, symbolic-language, fictional-linguistics, narrative-theory, emotional-grammar, ChatGPT-dialogue, semiotics, experimental-language,
https://t.co/NoWD8S4hsV

[Doug @xytgeist]

Chatty Chat Notes On Speculative Linguistics https://t.co/NoWD8S4hsV

[Doug @xytgeist]

Fire Cease Expert #Nasrudin #Satire #Iran #Revolution #PoliticalParable #Absurdism #TruthAndPower #MythicCurrentEvents #BasijiHelicopter #BookstoreCrash #DivineComedy #CookingAsMetaphor
#MiddleEastStories #MagicalRealism #RoofTopRebellion
https://t.co/lgrru54jwz

[Doug @xytgeist]

Iran cooks with uncertainty. #Nasrudin #Satire #Iran #Revolution #PoliticalParable #Absurdism #TruthAndPower #MythicCurrentEvents #BasijiHelicopter #BookstoreCrash #DivineComedy #CookingAsMetaphor
#MiddleEastStories #MagicalRealism #RoofTopRebellion
https://t.co/lgrru54jwz

[Doug @xytgeist]

The Bunker Buster Bomb For the Win.
Perhaps the long suffering Iranian people can begin regime change. The US failed to support the Green Revolution of 2009. Remember Neda. And now?
https://t.co/fKbRCVIvpb
#Iranian_diaspora #regime_change #Neda

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@realDonaldTrump The Bunker Buster Bomb For the Win.
Finally an end to evil and perhaps the long suffering Iranian people can begin regime change. The US failed to support the Green Revolution of 2009. And now?
https://t.co/fKbRCVHXzD
#Iranian_diaspora #regime_change #Neda

[Doug @xytgeist]

Happy Days Are Here Again
song parody:
"Hopeful Days Are Here Again"
#poetry #poetry4 #inauguration2025 #inauguration #Trump47
https://t.co/K1dZA8wGMZ

[Doug @xytgeist]

@seanhannity Happy Days Are Here Again
song parody
#poetry #poetry4 #inauguration #Trump47
https://t.co/K1dZA8wGMZ