Jamie

Amused that you think there's something here worth reading.

[Jamie @Xytrex]

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I'd call my body type, "3/4 used tube of toothpaste".

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@NicAllMighty Ahhh!!!! I feel so had for you. He's adorable though

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Of course I meant lumberjack, honey. I just finished mowing the flower beds didn't I?

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You say, body scrub. I hear, sand in hairy cracks.

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I put my socks on just like anybody else, one sleeve at a time.

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Some days, "good morning!" is a threat.

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I spend an inordinate amount of time trying to get my earlobe inside my ear canal.

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My reflexes are so bad, I was unlocking the front door as I flinched at the rock that cracked my windshield.

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@realDonaldTrump And you're the incompetent head of the US and look how poorly we're perceived globally.

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I have a 1 hour commute. I dance more by 8am than most people do all day.

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The differences between Obama and Trump are Black and White!

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Spelling isn't my strong suite.

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If the NRA doesn't offer solutions for gun control, it's a co-conspirator to this terrorist act.

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Help me wish my baby @Haunshaul a very happy birthday!

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Sowing disrespect to avoid the issue...clever. Infantile but clever.

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9,862 days at a time.

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Happy birthday to @MrBigFists !!

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My president would understand why I was not standing for the national anthem.

[Jamie @Xytrex]

Another Flamin' Hot Cheetos PSA: Just kidding, I had a jumbo bag of white cheddar jalapeno popcorn for dinner tonight.