Drew (Not a Guy) H

...and then before I knew it I had awesome all over me. I'm never going to get this out.

[Drew (Not a Guy) H @StillDrew]

Tell me again how Meghan and Harry are the worst thing to happen to the Royal fam.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, the BBC understands https://t.co/6qVtVZJ5GQ

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII]

Today in sentences that should not be sentences

[Drew (Not a Guy) H @StillDrew]

@kick_gset @PBae_IRENE_ Feud

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

@TheDemocrats @StephenM The people have spoken…Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[meghan @deloisivete]

I don't want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great, we should do this every week

[Drew (Not a Guy) H @StillDrew]

@lidzialidialida @preshlove199 Song Zu Er

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

In history class, I never understood how “advanced” civilizations could collapse. It just didn’t seem plausible.

Anyway, I’ve seen enough. I get it now.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Who is choosing to wear a seatbelt?

I’m thinking of skipping it. I’m a safe driver. I don’t actually know anybody who has flown through their windshield. Most accidents are just minor fender benders anyway.

This is exactly what anti-vax posts sound like to me.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

The best argument re: Virginia decision I’ve heard is this:

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Since Virginia won't let voters decide, Governor @SpanbergerForVA should follow the lead of Texas, Florida, and Tennessee and just impose the new map on the state.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No vote in Tennessee (+1 GOP)
No vote in Florida (+4 GOP)
No vote in Missouri (+1 GOP)
No vote in North Carolina (+2 GOP)
No vote in Texas (+5 GOP)

Virginia’s voter-approved maps thrown out.

MAGA has rigged the system.

[Drew (Not a Guy) H @StillDrew]

Republicans to Virginians: Your vote only counts if you vote the way we want.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

BREAKING: Virginia Supreme Court throws out redistricting referendum results

So to be sure, US Supreme Court says Red states can ignore the will of the people and gerrymander their districts 9-0 in favor of MAGA Republicans

But VA Supreme Court says Blue states cannot put the vote to the will of the people and follow through on the people's vote to redistrict.

Once again, gerrymandering that centers white people is A-OK but gerrymandering that centers a broad base of voters is not. Absurd.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

I wasn’t aware that saying gas shouldn’t be $5 a gallon meant you were broke.

I kinda thought we’re all just in on gas being cheaper.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Blu. He is here for booty scratches. Can also easily be over there for booty scratches. Or there. Just say the word. 13/10

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Until my final breath I will never understand how January 6th wasn't an instant dealbreaker for every single American voter

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Only in America can one party control the White House, the Senate, the House of Representatives, win the popular vote, and hold the majority of governorships—and still blame the other party for everything wrong with the country.

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are still out here blaming Joe Biden on day 467.

[Drew (Not a Guy) H @StillDrew]

All my money (0) on …