Big Mike

@THEJoKeRR_MF 🕊️💔 || @FCBayern

[Big Mike @xyxpays]

I know say I no fit escape 💔
Landlord crazy gan
Help me find my mutuals 🙏🏾❤️

[𝓙𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓹𝓱 @all4bout_jay]

Mum and dad are getting old and I still haven't figured my life out

[مريم ثالث @Maryaamerhhh]

So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo I should just be able to afford it😭

[Krishna Lahoti @avgphoenixguy]

happy girlfriend's day to the girl i fumbled because i was still fighting battles within myself. you deserved a version of me i hadn't become yet. i hope you're happier than ever.

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

why do girls think all a nigga want is sex? i be wanting to borrow money too

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Sneaky link day nko?

[Vuyiswa. @Vuyiswavv_]

Straight people: simply existing

Bisexual people: you’re a homophobe for not wanting to date me🙂

[jindu✨ @jindu__]

The first time I joined twitter I left because I could not open the cs 😭😭

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Me and my babe fit dey fight for WhatsApp make we dey tell each other I love you for instagram

[X @Xouy17]

You can't disrespect me and then put limitations on how I disrespect you back.

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Knowing you don’t give men money and you’re texting me is crazy.

[DEJI200222 @ayodejilwl]

I like as nobody dey believe in God anymore, make e answer my prayer faster asapuuuuu

[OT @Intellectual_OT]

I see the Konji coming, abi wetin Young John talk for that him song.

[Big Mike @xyxpays]

@DaMemerCat @MusialaEra

[⛧ @xandresvoid]

🥀There’s a stage after puberty that you can’t see faces anymore, you can only see bumbum

[َ @gffyoq]

i don't have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern.

[ᵀᴬ @TokiAnifowose]

she is bro,
i can’t lie.

[JD @Juddywizard]

Anytime I wan calculate my end-of-month expenses, na then I go begin see names wey I no sabi.

Who be Zaidu Yusuf, and Wetin dey happen for my life wey make me send you ₦12,400 for 2:32 a.m??

[Big Mike @xyxpays]

@MusialaEra 😭😭😂

[Big Mike @xyxpays]

@MusialaEra 😭😭😭