Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason

1/2 of IT GIRL THEORY

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

fucking subscribe to our patreon bitches https://t.co/zuUQ4QmaYJ

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

@DHSgov LEAVE WERNER HERZOG ALONE

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

this is like when they tried to punish russia at the olympics but then their black and white "olympic athlete from russia" drip went harder than anything

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

Terrible execution. To the Nordic mind this is the most attractive, beautiful, enticing design conceivable. I bet this made thousands start smoking

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

@nicobabybk1 sorry ghost I can't do the emotional labor of making you feel welcome in my home

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

I think And Just Like That is going to end with everyone sharing one gorgeous final Thanksgiving meal together. Then halfway through the meal Brady reveals he has poisoned everyone’s food and they all die in a murder suicide

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

One thing I’ve learned to be unequivocally true from sea to shining sea, from the anorexic Peter Thiel funded hags of downtown manhattan to the bodybuilding gays of Los Angeles: not eating carbs really impairs your cognitive function

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

Me except I have a very tight grasp yet a simultaneous complete disregard

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

Cancer season

[Phil @HausOfPhil]

Lana came on stage and cried within 20 seconds and then made out with her husband ??

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

Leave Robert Altman out of this for gods sake

[A24 @A24]

Materialists movie syllabus via Celine

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

@elonmusk shut up idiot

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

ok this rocks

[Scanner Pacific @ScannerPacific]

LAPD requesting Waymo shutdown the app. People keep calling them and then lighting them on fire.

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

me

[g @34rths]

There are Beautiful people hiding behind accounts with 7 followers

[Ryan @ryandpetersen]

Low-liked posts have a certain aura to them…as if a strange air has filled in the gaps of engagement, making them dense with meaning

[FilmBart @FilmBart]

anyone who says “there’s no such thing as a stupid question” has never been to a post-screening q&a in the greater Los Angeles area

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

@pauflourl No literally

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

seems like the dsa liiiiiterally follows this handbook to a T bc this is exactly what all those goddamn housing & homelessness committee zoom meetings were like lmao

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

I hate when people talk too close to the phone and sound like a pilot over the plane loudspeaker. Like ok, is this our captain speaking?

[Kaitlin Eleanor Gleason @y2kait]

@nicobabybk1 Omg you have GOT to be kidding me

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

smile though your heart is aching