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[kateyꕤ @loverlezza]

gestures that make you more feminine

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I love my mother But I don't want to be like her. I love my father. But I don't want a husband like him. I loved my childhood. But I don't want my children to grow up the way I did.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

It sucks when a girl asks for a random toiletry and you don’t have it, like sorry I failed you…😭

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

[imany @SYMworldd]

Being a horny girl in a misogynistic world is so annoying I just want to fuck but he’s there thinking he’s conquering me in his mind and it’s such a put off like

[. @y34rns]

@edgarracing1999 @imfynerthanfyne ‘apply’ just loud and illiterate 🤣

[Dave @tufdave]

Unpopular opinion: Apple Music should be free if I got a fucking iPhone

[. @y34rns]

@jjnoticing2 @Randomg02178297 @quesadaaa_ you genuinely used ‘foid’ in an argument. you already lost lil bro

[. @y34rns]

@lordwittol @KUNTAKUNTY Are you illiterate

[`NV @_____nvee]

@Ghost9266681 @spicebae_ Ok, so I’m not alone. Literally always wondering “ wth is Nicki saying!? “ she be talkin in code & shit

[slweepie @slweepie]

“Ew why is it so juicy”
I’m sorry.

“Is that a super soaker”
I’m sorry.

“It’s a water park”
I’m sorry.

“Why does it have gorilla grip”
I’m sorry.

I’m sorry.

[lukiss🏆 @7UKISS]

“Ew why is it so big”
I’m sorry.

“Is that a snake”
I’m sorry.

“It’s a monster”
I’m sorry.

“Is that a third leg”
I’m sorry.

I’m sorry.

[jynx @jynxbby]

just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first it's bc he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go thru his phone

[. @y34rns]

@gregfourlife wtf is a boydyke?

[. @y34rns]

@Zazamyodor its not even that he threw her in the water it’s the fact that HER SPINE HIT THE EDGE OF THE POOL WHEN SHE GOT THROWN IN

[uncle @fartclit]

jojo siwa cheating on her girlfriend with a man on national tv setting back bisexuality by about 20 years

[goth mutt @TropicalScream]

god i really fucked up that social interaction, im so pathetic i should

*remembers that the first step in healing is to stop vocalizing suicidal desires*

kill everyone else in this room

[. @y34rns]

The gayest thing I’ve ever seen isn’t actual gay people, it’s incredibly straight men calling each other king.

[TJS @traderjoeslut]

if i had a boyfriend i’d tuck him into bed and read him a bedtime story and help him count sheep and kiss him goodnight