Ya9 Marie

I may be CRAZY.. but at least I'm ME

[Ya9 Marie @Ya9Marie]

@AAUVolleyball 🙇🏻‍♀️ ⬅️ me waiting for the schedule to be released!! 🙌🏼🏐💖

[Ya9 Marie @Ya9Marie]

#K923GetMeToGarth I have to go see @garthbrooks at @TheBarn_Sanford on 10/16!!!.. Please don't let this be an "unanswered prayer" ... so I can go with all my "friends in low places"... and we can drink more than "two pina coladas"

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@the_devil_u_no @Frankly_Spooky It’s a little morbid .. but I dig it

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I don’t remember what I did 30secs ago .. but piss me off and you’re getting the @AroundtheHorn Rundown of your mistakes for the past 5yrs #ESPN #usedagainstyou

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I started eating thin crust to save on some calories!!! #LovePizza
Serving size = 1 Box https://t.co/XtsfFnW1iv

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@lovejulieacafe @mbtmom2000 Everyone is entitled to a starter marriage 🙌🏼

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@lovejulieacafe @mbtmom2000 Do you reply back with a rose .. so they know it’s on?

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@the_devil_u_no @Frankly_Spooky The sorta and kinda isn’t definitive enough for me .. I know we just met yesterday but do you love me yet??

[Ya9 Marie @Ya9Marie]

Me: You’re driving me crazy!!

Him: No babe .. you can’t drive the car where it’s already parked
#touche #exesintexas

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I watch the #WorldCup2018 .. becuz I’m pretty sure my future ex-husband plays for one of those teams! #SexyAF

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#BikeToWorkDay .. is this the new mass genocide plan? Becuz biking to work in FL is suicide!! #NoFuckinThanks

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Didnt Joe Jackson beat the hell out his kids .. should we start mourning Jeffrey Dahmer too?? #WTF #whocares

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Can’t sleep at 1am .. but 1pm rolls around and I’m feeling breast milk wasted #naptime #OldAF #SleeplessinFlorida

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@justnats121 Ooh yes.. that’s perfect! This is my roommate .. we’ve been married for 3 years.

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@justnats121 Def save that one for the 3rd date!!

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#NationalSunglassesDay I wear my sunglasses at night .. becuz I’m old AF and it takes me 18 hours to recover from a hangover! #drinkstoomuch #lookwine

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Sounds like my dream date!! https://t.co/H8acWeIMbl

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#TheHandsmaidsTale Tonight’s episode was anticlimactic. I expected soo much more from the previews

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#YoungerTV love Charles being petty AF!! Gives him more appeal #TeamCharles

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#IfIEverMet @shondarhimes I would ask her to pay off my student loans .. so I can spend less time working and more time rewatching episodes of @GreysABC