mags

pizza over here pizza over there i got a nest for hair venmo: @ya_idiot

[mags @ya__idiot]

also! as a woman i have been expected to step into motherhood “accordingly” but my husband does one “fatherly” act AND HE IS SUCH AN AMAZING DAD OMG. wtf is that sexism????

[mags @ya__idiot]

men can be like “wow i wasn’t ready for fatherhood” but when im like “wow i wasn’t ready for motherhood” IM A FUCKIN HEATHEN?! like first of all i cannot control my husband’s excrements and second of all????? whats the difference???

[mags @ya__idiot]

do yall not think its weird that people get professional photos done wth their boyfriend/girlfriend??? like why are u doing that??? you break up and there is no monetary compensation for this… weird. yall are strange

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holy shit. sometimes it just hits me, how much i love my baby. how she is my entire world. how i cant look away when she is smiling or sleeping. how it's true- a mother's love is so incredibly different

[mags @ya__idiot]

needing glasses to watch tv is one of my least favorite things about life

[mags @ya__idiot]

it took me a long time to become the friend who wasn’t always reaching out first, but im so glad i did.
it has taught me a lot and now i know

[Evettexo @Evettexo]

Choose your friends wisely anyone will be your friend when you’re drinking & partying, but very few will be there when you really need them.

[mags @ya__idiot]

I JUST WATCHED AN ENTIRE GENDER REVEAL (thats wild enough) AND CRIED!!!!

wtf has motherhood done to me

[mags @ya__idiot]

i told my sister i was having a bad day so she sent me a grande chai latte, a tomato + mozz panini, and a cheese danish from starbucks.

she can literally never know that i ordered and ate the exact thing this morning omw into work 😭😂

[mags @ya__idiot]

i stopped at chick fil a on the way to a hair appointment and a man told me my hair was really pretty… sir i am about to go spend $300 on this hair now is not the time

[mags @ya__idiot]

what is wrong with facebook 😭

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i still cannot believe i have a BABY and that i am a MOTHER

[mags @ya__idiot]

maternity leave means my OOTD is whatever my husband wore to bed the night before. some days im rockin a camo tee and sweats and some days its a band tee and tie dye shorts because every night my clothes end up with spit up on them

[mags @ya__idiot]

i just licked my thumb and then wiped my baby’s face and suddenly i was 10 years old again giving my mother the death stare for doing the same thing to me

[mags @ya__idiot]

@Carterr63 and myna is our dog 😭😭😭😂

[mags @ya__idiot]

“ask a guy what animal he thinks he could win a fight against”
i do not regret asking, this is hilarious

[mags @ya__idiot]

@Palacades wouldn’t be here without you b 💛

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i made that 🥺

[mags @ya__idiot]

I HAVE THE CUTEST BABY IN THE WORLD OH MY GOD

[mags @ya__idiot]

please make ur assumptions about me and tell me what they are i gotta know