Mitch

Tweets may contain sarcasm. Ridiculous but extremely accurate sports takes

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@fw_andyyy Don’t drop the soap

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@imnotkamala @jhvh111 @Polymarket True, I prefer the smell of cigarettes and shit

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientists say AI has decoded communication patterns in mice, dolphins, apes, birds, whales, & cuttlefish — could eventually lead to humans communicating directly with animals.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen.

The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex.

In theaters later this year.

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@NFL_DovKleiman @TMZ_Sports Unless there’s a video of them having sex how does this change anything?

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Yikes: TMZ uncovers photos of Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini inside Madden 2002 PlayStation game

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Vrabel says he will take time away from the NFL to focus on fucking

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@SenTomCotton I’m assuming you want to classify alcohol as a schedule 1 as well?

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@cmsinclair Oh no he held hands with a woman!! How will the players respect a coach who just took his new team to a Super Bowl year 1?! Patriots are doomed

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@usermooseontwt You’re not blessed enough to be bored

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@CryptoMorey If you think you’re getting a player as well as picks you’re insane

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@UziCryptoo Shut up

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@MaileOnX Interesting logic 😂

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@Kgothatsoxo lol you should look into why that is exactly. You’re tweet just spouts ignorance

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@DubDotDUBBY That’s how you commit to the bit dubby 😂😂 love it

[DUBBY @DubDotDUBBY]

Batman marathon starts now

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@PLegalization Probably 3 months if you don’t workout

Month and half if you do

[Mitch @Ya_Know_Now]

@KerrickDuchy Been going around like crazy. All my family on the east coast is sick 😷

[Church ⛪️ @chuuuuuuuuuch]

Best edit I’ve seen all year, why not Super Bowl week? 🥶🔥

WARRRRRRRRIORRRRRRRS

#WeAllWeGot
#NEPats #SuperBowlLX

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Hey @grok, remove the team that's losing in the Super Bowl.