Kanye J Musk

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

@Pscc8082 Watch out Tay Tay. He’s wearing a wife beater under that jersey.

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

@aeonconnor @tkelce I bet he beats Taylor.

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

@elonmusk @therabbithole What does population collapse, Elon musk, and a meteor on a collision course with earth have in common?

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

@NIaggi @chicagotribune Chocolate

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

@elonmusk Who gives a shit. That like asking what color to paint blockbuster videos stores.

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

@sudhirnyc @AskLyft @Lyft_Comms Facts

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

That’s what one of your sleep deprived employees says who is probably willing to suck your nuts after watching you fire all of his friends and his wife without warning before Christmas.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Again, to be crystal clear, Twitter’s strong commitment to content moderation remains absolutely unchanged.

In fact, we have actually seen hateful speech at times this week decline *below* our prior norms, contrary to what you may read in the press.

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

This feels a bit nazi to me.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

⚡️⚡️⚡️ Power to the People ⚡️⚡️⚡️

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

No it won’t

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Trash me all day, but it’ll cost $8

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

You can’t talk to the world like you talk to your employees. We don’t give a shit if were banned from your widdle app brian.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Previously, we issued a warning before suspension, but now that we are rolling out widespread verification, there will be no warning.

This will be clearly identified as a condition for signing up to Twitter Blue.

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

Something a liar would say.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

Cool just in time for all the racists to benefit

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter rules will evolve over time, but they’re currently the following: https://t.co/Ut1tXuefso

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

Way to cater to idiots. You’re a black belt at that.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Back when birds were real

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

Of course you are. You don’t care about ethics. You will Vite for anyone that will make you the most money. You would Vote for a can of beans if they gave you a tax break.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And I’m open to the idea of voting Democrat again in the future

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

Because of all the great republicans this year really has a great lot? If you were going to pick a time be a republican this was an oddly racist sexist time do it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To be clear, my historical party affiliation has been Independent, with an actual voting history of entirely Democrat until this year

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

I’ve never tweeted more dumb shit than in this last week!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

And drink your pee

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

But how do you like sleeping in your office?

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

There is a special operator just for pee drinkers.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Complaint hotline operator online! Please mention your complaints below.

[Kanye J Musk @ya_labia]

@POTUS Twitter is made for me now!!!!