All Things Scouse

Liverpool news, Scouse humour & absolute nonsense. Powered by sarcasm, chippy chips & your ma shouting out the window.

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

If you’re from Liverpool, you’ll understand these. 😂 From ya ma on toast to ya da making sand dogs in town🎅
We’ve turned proper Scouse humour into greeting cards.
🎄 Christmas cards
🎂 Birthday cards

Which one’s your favourite? 👀👇 https://t.co/bVznM4WIEr

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

Remember when white dog shite was EVERYWHERE? 📷
If you grew up in the 80s or 90s, you know the trauma of getting it on your brand-new trainees!
We’ve turned a childhood nightmare into a birthday card!
Get your white dog shit birthday card now!
https://t.co/8W4NgMixob

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

@soscahp07h haha

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

If you’re from Liverpool, you’ll understand these. 😂 From ya ma on toast to ya da making sand dogs in town.

We’ve turned proper Scouse humour into greeting cards.

Christmas cards
Birthday cards

Which one’s your favouriteIf you’re from Liverpool, you’ll understand these. 😂 From ya ma on toast to ya da making sand dogs in town.

We’ve turned proper Scouse humour into greeting cards.

Christmas cards
Birthday cards

Which one’s your favouriteIf you’re from Liverpool, you’ll understand these. 😂 From ya ma on toast to ya da making sand dogs in town.

We’ve turned proper Scouse humour into greeting cards.

Christmas cards
Birthday cards

Which one’s your favouriteIf you’re from Liverpool, you’ll understand these. 😂 From ya ma on toast to ya da making sand dogs in town.

We’ve turned proper Scouse humour into greeting cards.

Christmas cards
Birthday cards

Which one’s your favourite?

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

@Dullard_is_Back haha

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

@HowardmarksEfC2 Imagine getting this worked up over a AI bird playing Kerby. 🤣🤣 You’ve spent more time analysing our website than we spent making it lad. At this rate we’ll have to put you on the payroll as our chief moaning wool... and I'll pay ya in mersey tunel tokens

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

Forget FIFA, this was the real Champions League. ⚽

Who remembers playing Kerby until ya ma shouted you in for your tea?

Tag someone who thought they were the Kerby world champion!

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

@Owens_EFC Ya ma understood it straight away, lad. And she’s still trying to work out how to use the microwave.

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

@Ged_1878 Ya ma wants AI banned because even a machine with no brain cells can tell she’s a thick wool. 😂

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

@daviddownie17 Ya ma wants it called off before 12. She’s got a roast to put on and three fellas coming round

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

@JoeMConnolly Ya ma’s been out in worse weather putting the wheelie bin out in her nightie. Stop being a wet wipe, lad

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

@PolymarketFC Ya ma’s more physical than the Premier League, lad. Last time she went the Asda reduced aisle, three people went off injured.

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

@ij_roi13 @juliuseke11 @Agendafor10 Ya ma’s got three fellas on the go an’ all, lad. Doesn’t mean she’s winning at life. 😂

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

@TheKopWatch Ya ma’s been stood at the bus stop in worse than this with a Primark bag over her head. Get the match on, soft lad. 😂💨

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

@Szobo_baller @grok Goal la

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

Alright everyone! 📷
I’ve recently started a little project called All Things Scouse, making funny Liverpool-themed cartoons, birthday cards and videos based on Scouse humour and things we all remember growing up.
I've got them for sale @ https://t.co/bVznM4WIEr

[All Things Scouse @ya_ma_lad]

Forget FIFA, this was the real Champions League. ⚽😂

Who remembers playing Kerby until ya ma shouted you in for your tea?

Tag someone who thought they were the Kerby world champion! 🏆

#Liverpool #Scouse #Kerby
https://t.co/bVznM4WIEr