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✨ just here for the funnies ✨🎀🤠💋
I ❤️ sitcoms & mockumentaries

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When you hit rock bottom so hard that you go from being an unhealthy & confused kid with a buzzcut,

to a happily married woman about to have our first baby, with hair that holds all of my new favorite memories

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@Lunar1Soldier

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When you hit rock bottom so hard that you go from being an unhealthy & confused kid with a buzzcut,

to a happily married woman about to have our first baby, with hair that holds all of my new favorite memories

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And then I saw that she was wearing a tail. I couldn't bring myself to say anything else except "oh neat!" because yeah i used to believe i was a dog too kid I get it

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Today at work a lady w her daughter were buying a dog toy so obvi I asked abt their dog, & the lady looked at her daughter and said "WHAT KINDA DOG DO WE HAVE." and the daughter laughed and said "me! Haha we have a Malamute but this is for me cause I like the crinkles" (cont)

[Charlie 👑🐀 @CharlieDayQuote]

Happy Halloween!

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"Wendy, darling... Light of my life! You didnt let me finish... I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna BASH your BRAINS IN!"

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The motherhood experience is universal

[💘 his short glass of milk 🐮 @ya_mae_bee]

listening to the front bottoms driving down the long stretch of road next to green hills and tennessee farmland, when the last time i heard this song i was sitting passenger going down a desert highway in california.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The dog that found the drugs is posing very proudly. 😂

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Teachers in the 70’s were so based

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

I've been laughing at this for the past hour 🤣

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

LOOK AT THAT FACE.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Female body builders vs 16 year old farmers 👀

[⃟ tori ☻ | sunny 18 @rcnaldmcdonald]

Donald Trump announces Ronald McDonald, Sheriff of Paddy's, to be Secretary of Homeland Security.

[💘 his short glass of milk 🐮 @ya_mae_bee]

growing up with parents who were already in their 40s when you were born

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@CharlieDayQuote @Lunar1Soldier

[uncle selkie 🕸️ !!EXPLODE ME!! @ratmeat5]

never kys

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Pretty sure I saw this scene in The Joker