headass

[🐌 @Wheeema]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[headass @ya_verga]

The grown, married men at my job talking about not getting their wife ANYTHING for Christmas. Wtf🤮

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me thinking about life and laughing bc what even is this

[headass @ya_verga]

pizza crust first

[lizenciada @LizenciadaV]

El gym en la mañana es barbieland y en la noche es la mojodojo casa house

[dallas @dallas__texas]

when the starbucks app sends me a notification that my order is ready when i didn’t place an order

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

I think I went to the wrong Barbie movie…

[headass @ya_verga]

I’ve been in my feelings so bad, que hasta con un ramo de cilantro me haría feliz :(

[headass @ya_verga]

Blame it on the heat💀

[headass @ya_verga]

SMOOTH OPERATORRRR

[headass @ya_verga]

Showed my bf my bloated stomach… he said “yea my stomach is getting bigger too” WTF … menso😭

[headass @ya_verga]

@Vibewithdaisy Say sike rn😭

[headass @ya_verga]

Omg is Belanova considered señora music now😭

[culture @notgwendalupe]

lol

[headass @ya_verga]

Flights secured!!!!!!☺️

[headass @ya_verga]

Allergies kicking everyone’s ass

[headass @ya_verga]

I forgot I ate beets and almost had a heart attack this morning💀

[Lord Pepe @PepeCalls]

Yo intentando decir cosas bonitas en voz alta...