Old Salsas

Volatile post-hardcore outfit

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SLACKBARN #2 – Join me in registering for presale access! https://t.co/qYWY6YtACo

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App idea: a photo clip editor that solely edits books in place of phones in peoples hands.

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All this alien talk has me missing Roswell and Max Evans backlit ears 👂🏽

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@jamespeshaw It’s those farting cows bro

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@tilianpearson See you in New Zealand ! :)

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I always thought censorship to be somewhat necessary, but when Instagram prevented me from calling my own mother a bitch, I felt like there was something really wrong there.

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I’ve been paying for Disney plus for a really long time without using it because I can’t open the app because it’s out of date and I can’t update it because I don’t have the right software on my iPad and I can’t update my iPad because I don’t have wifi at my house.
A poem by me.

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Sometimes having a bath is like being in a big ol human soup. Or cup of tea, a big ol cup of me.

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All I did was google acc approved therapists, there’s a link in their website, emailed the first one that came up; she was full and she referred another, I emailed them and they set me up pretty quickly. I wish I knew it was that easy a long time ago. But better late than never.

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Idk if anyone will see this but therapy is free to anyone in Nz that has ever experienced sexual a sexual assault, at anytime in your life, big or small, and you don’t have to explicitly talk about the assault you just use that experience to start the free therapy.

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Hey @elonmusk can I borrow $50?

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Cursed image

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What the actual fuck

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Where’s @lilymcmanus_ ?

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I’ve been trying to form a relationship with my Siri but anytime she doesn’t understand a question which is 90% of the time, she just turns off and goes quiet, it’s like being left on seen but it feels more personal.

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Are kids from this last gen gonna be listening to house mashups of baby shark in da club or what.

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I’ve never met a Karen I haven’t liked so I find calling people Karen as an insult pretty rude TBH.

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I told everyone I was going to finally seek out therapy but maybe I should just start using twitter again.

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Thanks @rubberbandits for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 4,027 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/kudRChdtpj

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But why must @TradeMe be so full of people who think they can charge near new prices for second hand goods! It’s more often than not cheaper to buy new 😫.

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My millennial guilt has me to believe I can’t buy anything new ever because there’s already so much stuff in circulation…