Yadira Manriquez

When writing the story of your life don't let anyone else hold the pen ✍

[American Greetings @amgreetings]

For all you do, todays for you 💙 Happy Father's Day, dads! #FathersDay #TheDadLife

[Yadira Manriquez @yaadss4]

My 2 yr old hates school & It’s teacher appreciation week 😐 I explain to him how we are buying them a gift to thank them for all their hard work & time in helping him grow.

2 yr old: No mommy I don’t like teachers Hard work!

Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️ You’re not getting the point!

[Yadira Manriquez @yaadss4]

Me: In the Starbs drive thru lane ready to pay
My toddler: throws pacifier out the window
Me: Gets out of the car to find it, but don’t see it, so go back to my car
Starbs Clerk: 😟😐 OMG I thought you were going to murder me I wasn’t sure what was going on…
ME: 🧐😑🤦🏻‍♀️

[Nazanin Kavari @Nazaninkavari]

Nothing will humble you more than your toddler having a tantrum in public 😭

[RawBeautyKristi @RawBeautyKristi]

@Nazaninkavari I used to say before having my son “that won’t be my kid” and then.. of course.. it is my kid 🙃

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

I fill the pantry with healthy snacks and then get mad when we don’t have any junk food in the house.

[Vex King @VexKing]

Honestly, never underestimate the impact clean dishes can have on a relationship.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“It’s 5 O’ Clock somewhere” stop making excuses and day drink like an adult

[Yadira Manriquez @yaadss4]

Exciting Day-
MOMMY HOME ALONE W/ NO BABY DADDY:
What to do 🤨🧐🤔…

Not sure if to party 🥳
Not sure if to clean until I drop🧼🧹
Not sure if to do hw 📚
Not sure if To finally squeeze “ME TIME”💋💄
Not sure if to…Fawk I fell asleep 😓😐🥱💤

#motherhood #momlife

[Yadira Manriquez @yaadss4]

Literally just realized my bf is a metal head… like I knew, but I didn’t know…know…😕(let that sink in) …
Out of all the music in this world I chose a metal head…😐 🎸🤘 rock on I guess, lol

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

I’m at the age where I can now add Biofreeze to my nighttime beauty routine.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

Anyone who wants to say “Sunday Funday” to me while I’m doing 80 loads of laundry & cleaning mess after mess, I dare you to come at me.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

Me: What do you want to do for dinner?
Him: I don't care, what do you want?
Me: Doesn't matter, whatever you want.
Him: I don't care.

*Repeat forever, until one of you dies.

[The Dad Briefs @SladeWentworth]

If the color of your iced coffee isn’t perfect, your day doesn’t count.

[Yadira Manriquez @yaadss4]

Excited for what’s come in the near future. Gosh I couldn’t be anymore grateful! 😊✨ #BlessedAndGrateful

[Yadira Manriquez @yaadss4]

📝Note to self:

Wear goggles when sleeping your baby- the amount of times your eyes get poked is not fun!

[Yadira Manriquez @yaadss4]

@angelaloux3 @omaraahh Could be ulnar nerve entrapment... Anatomy made me learn this shit 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️ lol

[Yadira Manriquez @yaadss4]

@angelaloux3 @omaraahh Does it tingle or feel numb?