beetlejuice

they/she • constantly tired

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

I miss @BarackObama

[Kermit the Frog @KermitTheFrog]

Life got you feeling blue? It happens to everybody… even green guys like me. If you've got to frown, stand on your head –– it'll look like you're smiling.

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

@sesamestreet Oscar, he can do anything with trash and we can escape

[earth tones, with a vest @hatedbyvegans]

girl in a john green novel

[honeymoon wife @strawberryfelt]

just ate my first fried egg to 21 savage blasting in my kitchen . 9/10 experience

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

@GoldieGurston suddenly i’m blind

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

@BarackObama as a new zealander, thank you, your words warm my heart

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I send our condolences to the people of New Zealand. We grieve with you and the Muslim community. All of us must stand against hatred in all its forms.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

A Grouch Is Born

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

U DONE FUCKED UP SEY BOUT IT SIS BUT IM MAD @naomismallsduh

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

HOLY FUCK OH BOY DO I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT RUPUALS DRAG RACE

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

LARTICE LITERALLY WEAR THE SAMETHING EVRY DAMN RUNWAY, GLITTER EYES, GLITTER DRESS, RED OR GLITTER LIP, AND A WACK ASD WIG, I LOVE HER BUT GOD DAMN SHE DONT HAVE GOOD DRAG FFS NAOMI WHY DID U GAVE FO DO THAT

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

@rebellred happy birthday

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

@StatsBritain @conceptsbot

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

do i need to use the bathroom or is it just my period?

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

@1DAFSanta 29, damn

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

if I ever get constipated I just need to drink a glass of milk - my brothers

[beetlejuice @yabeebabe]

Oh my god,

Guess what,,

People suck lmao