Boo Bear

Thoughts from ya boi, Boo Bear 🐻

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

Sharty like a smellody in my bed

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

@DKSportsbook why can’t I bet on the #nationaldogshow ?

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

When you get a dog, it’s younger than you. When it dies, it’s older than you. 🤯

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

Rhymes make the world a happier place

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If you don’t like Scooby Doo, there is something wrong with you

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

I’m starting to get behind this Sea Shanty thing

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

I wanna build a fort

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

Baja Blast is like sipping on happiness

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

@ZacEfron is kinda hot

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

Ladies like aggressive sizzling

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

I wanna be buried in my @Crocs

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

Only psychopaths chew cinnamon flavored gum

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

People who eat @Tostitos Scoops just plain without dip are psychotic.

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I want a pet Pterodactyl named Peter. #alliteration

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

How everyone be making all these super artsy Easter eggs and I literally try and dye one blue and it looks like a disaster?

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

I thought about making an April Fools post about me retiring from Twitter, but then I remembered that I literally have 29 followers and no one would care.

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

I don’t understand why everyone is looking to @TheWho for advice about the coronavirus. No offense to them, I’m sure they’re smart guys and all, but they are just a band. 🎸🦠

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

Can you contract a virus through your ears? 🤔

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I want pancakes 🥞

[Boo Bear @yaboiboobear]

I feel sick every time a see a @goldencorral commercial