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22 || avid fanfic reader and (former) writer

[am :) @yaboiiam]

i mostly just retweet stuff i find relatable, but occasionally you might see me tweet something,,,,,,,

maybe.

[valerie @badpositionz]

how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass

[ro @hodvkavich]

as someone living in a country where everyone has indoor slides/slippers i think gettys wearing flip flops is cool characterisation that shows he’s uncomfortable with the grubbiness of dirty college dorm floors so he bought cheap flip flops that aren’t for public wear

[mely @melyszz]

eu rasgo a sacola pra nao precisar tirar o nó e a pessoa vem me perguntar se eu tenho paciência

[PULCH 💕 @black_presh_]

"you attract what you fear"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH A HIGH SALARY JOB WITH THE NICEST WORK ENVIRONMENT EVER?!

[Dollah Dessy @DollahDessy]

tweeting only to get 1 view and find out it’s you

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

English teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation you never forget.

[am :) @yaboiiam]

@wondertwinning can confirm… she stayed like this for an additional hour after i was already done eating

[Kiarie @KiarieWaNjenga]

My whole timeline "So easy…just copy it, paste it into any WhatsApp chat, tap on it, then generate the sticker."

[Hugo🪲 @hugomisera]

TABOM PORRA JA ENTENDI QUE COPIAR O GIF FAZ FIGURINHA CARALHO PORQUE TA TODO MUNDO REPETINDO ESSA MERDA

[boo magu @booboomagu]

i was born here, raised here. if i got off a plane and saw this i’d be excited the airport is usually dull.

[merel. @mu_merel]

Finally drew some resident evil fanart #ResidentEvil #residentevilfanart

[Under Where @und3rwh3re]

I accidentally hit the grok button
Global warming is my fault guys I’m so fucking sorry

[🪓 @uncleviscera]

whenever people complain about people calling bryan fat or drawing him chubbier i hope people keep drawing him fatter and fatter and

[kitty @kitkalling]

i do this twitter shit for zero likes and 5 unfollows

[. @slimescry]

if we're dating and you see me lying down on my bed you're 100% allowed to just lay down on top of me

[el @sheepukavich]

bryan there's a water drought in raccoon city we have to shower together to preserve the water

[sam 🐳 @renjermin]

he’s so puppy #bryanhodukavich #ResidentEvil

[am :) @yaboiiam]

james is like a wild animal in the sense that if you feed or show kindness to him once, he’ll keep coming back :( (context: i’m listening to it will come back by hozier while thinking of washing and drying james’ hair for him and giving him a warm meal immediately after)

[max 🔞🦊 @AdAstraTraveler]

If you see me call Bryan fat it’s not with malice it’s cause I have a fucking boner

[am :) @yaboiiam]

@puppygator the buckle barely closed and tommy’s fighting for his life to keep it that way — one wrong breath and that shit pops clean off