Johannes Kepler

Astronomer born in 1571. I Discovered Elliptical Orbits of Planets or something. I'm also very dead. I died in 1630. How am I tweeting? (Coen Wilson)

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Bye

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It's been fun not being dead again
Thx fam

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It turns out I'm going to die again in 5 minutes.
Rip.

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Dank Kepler

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Thanks. @CarlSagan445

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@Giocassini2

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Did you know that I was a MEGA-NERD when I was alive?
What does math even do other than explain the way the universe works?
Laaaaammee.

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@yaboikepler Law 3: The square of the period of any planet is proportional to the cube of the semimajor axis of its orbit.

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@yaboikepler Law 2: A line segment joining a planet and the sun sweeps out equal areas in equal times.

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@yaboikepler Law 1: The orbit of a planet is an ellipse with the sun

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Hey fam I came up with some laws of planetary motion check it.

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Apparently part of the deal with me being resurrected from the dead is that I can only tweet between 8:10 AM and 9:40 AM.
How strange.

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@CarlSagan445 is a turtleneck god

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@tychobrahbabe maybe we could've discovered elliptical orbits together before you died if you didn't party all the time.

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@EdwinHubble11 What are you even talking about.
There are only SIX planets. Period.

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@EdwinHubble11 you're*

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@GalileoGalileiw okay father

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@realDonaldTrump yo my hands are bigger

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"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses."
-Johannes Kepler

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@GalileoGalileiw stop ignoring me father