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[cherry tomato boy @YaBoiThey]

it’s a huge bummer
for us all,
but,
as it turns out,
everyone in history
was gay.

[Don Pettit @astro_Pettit]

Cosmic colors at sunrise; never get tired of seeing what the new day brings

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

He’s the prince that was promised and he’s banned from sitting on the iron throne I’m gonna be sick

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

stop using ai i need that water for my bong

[Hedinist @hedin__]

It is unbelievable how useful liquid mercury is. You can make a bunch of electrical components that have zero mechanical wear, atomically smooth mirrors, vacuum pumps... But they won’t let you use it anymore. Because of woke

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

The greatest modernist reimagining of The Odyssey isn’t even about humans.

[hoodie @99Cooking]

sometimes im like “I should stop smoking weed” and then I smoke weed and I’m like “this is exactly what we do it for”

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Any person over 40 realizes that this is the Marlboro font. The people in charge of this are clearly under 40.

[Jasmine Wolfe @satin_saturn_]

I bears repeating that Fred Armisen plays women so well because the gag is never “look I’m a man in a wig, aren’t women ridiculous?” Candice is real and that’s why she’s funny.

[cherry tomato boy @YaBoiThey]

@gigi_Mac13420 @dieworkwear 16

[リポ・トウ @riposhima]

スケッチ 通行人たちに「見て見て、すごく順番に足を動かして歩いてる。」「本当だ、真面目なんだね、そんな顔してる。」と言われてた犬

[cherry tomato boy @YaBoiThey]

@UngluedToast MARTY

[boring angel @yungandwilling]

if you are mildly autistic you need to limit your access to noise canceling headphones im so serious they will make things worse for you in the long run

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Okay not the one we were expecting but take your wins etc

[Kit Kat ((commissions open)) @kittischmitti]

Incredibly awful way to find out this bullshit ass show is still going

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better

[𝐤𝐚𝐲 @sondering__]

this and a blood orange san pellegrino

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Test your fucking coke you guys

[cherry tomato boy @YaBoiThey]

yelling 😑

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

every cat comes with one annoying trait inside them and adopting a cat is like opening a cracker jack box to see which annoying trait you get

[blanc @dqveed]

one of the most outspoken haters of israel, on top of being bree van de kamp...she will always be famous