Ya Boy Jeff

Rocket ship builder, it's ya boy Jeff. Hay six. Hey ya'll!

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"I kind of miss them myself." #yaboyjeff RT @Gabby_Browne13: @yaboyJeff6 I miss your tweets

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

Hey y'all

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"Magnets work on magic" #YABOYJEFF

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

What are you doing today, Jeff?

"Me? I gotta go to Wal-Mart." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"She's (Miley Cyrus) a complex subject." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"I got the pizza, it was free." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"One of these days I'll crank out a dictionary for the language of me.." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"You know what they say, dress well test well... At the sperm bank." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"My favorite TV show when I was little was Star Trek." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"I got stuff to do.... First of all I have to finish Blade Runner before I go to bed." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"My parents said I was a skinny child when I was little. I don't remember being skinny at all, ever." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"I'm proud of my laugh, it's one of the few achievements I've achieved in my life." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

#yaboyjeff RT @jeffkirk62: @ErinBroeckelman Sleep is for the night. Only the undead sleep during the day. #'burb 23

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"Well I'll let you study. I have an empire to build." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"What do you like, tacos or burritos?"
I like burritos
"Well, that makes you gay." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"El Caminos are for Mexicans and Texans who can't afford a truck." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

Have you ever touched a boob before?
"No, but I've milked a cow." #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

Just me and my girlfriend @hannahoneil on the way back from our date #truelove #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"I'm running an experiment. I was trying to see if playing zombies while Toxicity is playing will help. It does. Exponentially" #yaboyjeff

[Ya Boy Jeff @yaboyJeff6]

"I said Bayleigh, what's up? I'm a little bit faded" #yaboyjeff