Albert

136 years young

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

#TheoryofRelativity #mine #AstroTweet

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

I figured out the motion of electrons in atoms who else can say that? 😏😏😏

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

No one believed me that light existed of quanta until 1919 😭😭 #struggles

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

I couldn't even speak until the age of three 😭😭😭

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

My name is synonymous with genius #getonmylevel

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

Wise af #AstroTweet

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

@goodgalley #astrobeef

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

@goodgalley is the glass half empty or half full

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

@SpaceHawking bae

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

I had a parietal lobe that was 15% larger than average #genius #getonmylevel

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

Yoda was modeled after me #fam

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

My eyes remain in a safe box in NYC #alwayswatchingyou

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

@levy9ismine WHY DON'T YOU SUBTWEET ME LOUDER #astrobeef

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

I was offered the presidency of Israel #getonmylevel

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

My noble prize money went to my ex wife as a divorce settlement #thesehoesaintloyal

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

Education remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school
-Me

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

The pathologist who did my autopsy stole my brain and kept it in a jar for 20 years who can blame him tho

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

I told Roosevelt to make an atomic bomb so Hitler wouldn't get to it first #winning

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

You probably think ur cool until you remember u didn't come up with the theory of relativity #AstroTweet

[Albert @yaboyalbertein]

I published more than 300 scientific papers and 150 non scientific ones #getonmylevel #AstroTweet