Official Heavy

I do security work, wet work...many kinds of work. Husband and proud fleshy dad of 3. Likes guns, cats and poker. BFF of @thetentaspy [tf2/multiverse rp, kinda]

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

Ask me a question http://t.co/OxCqzoNDoX

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

I am in the living.

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

<cleans gun>

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

also these things are everywhere at work. not good. they keep transforming into objects. luckily, they are not immune to the gun.

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

so apparently new zoo owner (?) is touching base with heavy weapons guy. keeps sending me e-mails asking about personnel. not sure if want.

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

<cleans gun>
<cat knocks valuable knickknacks off of nearby shelves>
<serenity destroyed>

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

@GumTheScout idk it depends on the scout.

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

@TheTentaSpy <sends him a bunch of cute rurik pics>

[marneus palgar @famoushorse]

Who wants to help me make a Dark Souls Fandom Marxist-Leninist podcast

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

@TheTentaSpy no more than usual
the real challenge is keeping rurik from nibbling on zombie flesh!
ah, parenting

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

@TheTentaSpy how are you?

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

idk maybe heavy should quit
go back to contract killing
this is good steady work,
enough to satisfy most men with killing
but I struggle

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

zombie hoard at work
how does this hole replenish workers I s2g
the unions must love us

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

contemplates life while attempting to bathe his cat

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

I spent st. patricks day fighting tiny men in green, though they were allegedly part of a eco terrorist cell. ripped off some ears for Rurik

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

still getting retweets on old tweets from what feels like a decade ago. why.
there is no purpose. hopefully @yaboymedic is in hell.

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

I did get tiny side eye today when I poured vodka into my half empty coffee cup. They stopped looking when Heavy partially crushed a chair.

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

cat is on my head. I do not wish to move.

[NIGHTLY DEER TRIVIA @TRIVIADEER]

AUTOMATED OUIJA GHOST PHONE

[Official Heavy @yaboyheavy]

@TheTentaSpy thank you for triggering me. it is always good to have a friend willing to re-traumatize me unexpectedly. santé. <raises glass>